Camila:
Lauren:
Camila:
Lauren:
Ally: What's going on?
Dinah: Oh Camila and Lauren are having one of their "unresolved sexual tension" stare downs.
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Jade: *Tries to be cheeky* What you Mcdoing?
Leigh: Having a mental Mcbreakdown.
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Normani: Dinah I'm home-
Normani: Why does it smell like something's burning?
Dinah: That's just my pussy burning, for you.
Normani:
Dinah:
Normani: Dinah your hair is on fire.
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Leigh: Jesy's my best friend. I wouldn't date her.
Jesy: *Breathes*
Leigh: sHit OH MY GOD NEVERMIND. FUCK ME.
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Lauren: *Sneezes*
Dinah: Oh my god. YOU'RE DYING AREN'T YOU?!
Lauren:
Dinah: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS?! I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER. I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME.
Lauren: *Sighs* Sometimes I question my love for you.
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Normani: Did it hurt? When you fell?
Camila: From heaven? No. Do you want my numbe-
Normani: No I mean when you fell out of that Uber. I watched you trip on your foot and just kind of lay on the pavement for ten minutes. Are you alright?
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[Texting]
Jesy: What are you doing Jade?
Jade: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world...
Jesy: Aw! That's so sweet!
Jade: Yeah but Perrie's not replying so I'm texting you...
Jesy: I fucking hate you.
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Lauren: High five!
Ally: Okay!
*High fives*
Lauren: *Intertwines fingers*
Ally: What-
Lauren: I'm in love with you.
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Leigh: Can I ask you a super personal question?
Jade: Sure, what's up?
Leigh: You're gay as hell
Jade: That's... that's not a question Leigh...
Leigh: That's because I answered it for you
Jade: .....
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Camila: It's seriously so crazy how fate works. Like look us right now, it's like the universe just thinks we should be together.
Normani: Camila you're in my bathtub.
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Perrie: Jes are you mad?
Jesy: I AM FURIOUS.
Leigh: Come on Jes it's not a big deal!
Jade: Yeah! It's not like we disappoint you all the time.
Jesy: *Starts laughing like a psychopath.*
Jesy: Let me put this in terms you guys will understand.
Jesy: If I had a dollar for every time you've all disappointed me, I wouldn't even need this band anymore because I'd have all the money in the fucking world.
All three: ....... so you are mad then?
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Dinah: Alright so bread plate didn't work out for you, but get this; beauty and the beast, but reversed!
Dinah: The main character kisses the love of their life, and they turn into a hideous beast.
Lauren: Shrek.
Dinah: Blocked once again.
Lauren: Dinah you can't just say "blocked" and assume it means you-
Dinah: I SAID BLOCKED.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
