[During X-Factor]
Camila: Hi I'm Camila, and you are?
Lauren: Questioning my sexuality.
-
Perrie: It's my first road trip alone! Wish me luck!
Jesy: *Whispers* I love you, have an amazing trip. I packed extra bagels in your bag.
Perrie: What?
Jesy: *Voice cracks* goOD luck.
-
Dinah: You have nice hands Lauren.
Lauren: Thanks?
Dinah: *Smirking* They'd look better wrapped around my--
Ally: Hand! Hand! You two should hold hands.
-
Leigh: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Jade: If you say "addictionary" I swear to god I will hurt you.
Leigh: I was gonna say "High definition" but yours is better...
-
Camila to Normani: YOU ARE BEING IMPOSSIBLE! STOP ACTING LIKE A JERK.
Camila: *Walks into a wall after attempting to storm away*
[Two minutes later]
Normani: *Applying ice pack on Camila's head* I'M BEING IMPOSSIBLE? You asshole how dare you--
Camila: *Winces*
Normani: Oh my god I'm so sorry, did I hurt you? I should get Ally to do this, I'm not good at these kind of things. I don't deserve you, I'm sorry-
Camila: *Sighs and kisses Normani* Shut up.
-
[At a funeral]
Jesy: *Whispering to Jade* I never know what to say at funerals.
Jade: Just say "sorry for your loss" then move the fuck on.
[A minute later]
Jesy to the grieving relative: Sorry for your loss. Move the fuck on.
-
Ally to Simon: Sorry we took so long, SOMEONE pressed all of the buttons on the elevator.
Everyone: *Stares at Dinah while she's lost in her own thoughts*
Dinah: *Looks up* What?
-
Jade: Take me to the art museum and hold my hand.
Perrie: But they said not to touch the art.
Jade: You smooth mother fucker.
-
Dinah: Okay, so you didn't like my reverse beauty and the beast idea, or my bread plate idea, but get this
Dinah: A cowboy who runs the town, soon meets a very advanced robotish dude. They hate each other, but in the end they get along!
Lauren: Toy story.
Dinah: Blocked.
-
Jesy: Everyone has a gay cousin.
Jade: I don't.
Jesy:
Jade:
Jade: ... I'm the gay cousin aren't I?
-
Camila: Remember tomorrow is garbage day!
Dinah: I can't believe they have a whole day dedicated to you.
Camila: Well not all of us can look like trash the entire year like you Dinah.
Dinah: *Is visibly shook*
-
Ally: So you and Camila?
Normani: Hey, you're the one that wanted us to stop fighting and make nice. So we did, well sorta...
Normani: *Smirking* We did something alright.
-
Leigh: Good morning.
Jade: Good morning.
Jesy: You all sound like robots! Switch it up a bit!
Perrie: MORNING MOTHER FUCKERS.
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
