Camila: I'm glad I got married. Everyone needs a sidekick.
Lauren: *Without looking up from her book* Good point, Robin.
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Jade: We got invited to two parties this weekend.
Leigh: Wow, we finally have friends.
Jade: ... We're skipping both to have sex right?
Leigh: Obviously.
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Ally: Last week Lauren, Mani, and I heard Camila and Dinah talking about how they're gonna decorate the tour bus when we die.
Ally: We've been sleeping in shifts since then.
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*Pesy future family*
Toddler: *Crying because it isn't her turn with the princess crown*
Perrie: Sweetie, wait your turn.
Jesy: Just give her the damn crown, Perrie, you're 26.
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Dinah to Normani: Girl, you need to embrace your flaws!
Normani: Okay. *hugs Dinah*
Lauren: *Cackling from the other side of the room*
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*At an interview*
Jade: I mean, marriage is okay, if you enjoy someone constantly asking you questions in the middle of a movie you both have never seen before.
Perrie: *Sitting across the room extremely offended*
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*During an argument*
Dinah: You think I can't live without?? Who do you think you are? My phone charger?
Camila: *Slight change in attitude*
Dinah: *Starts apologizing profusely while peppering kisses all over Camila's face*
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*At the hospital because of Leigh's broken arm*
Jade: Why the hell were you trying to sit on the top of the Christmas tree anyways?!
Leigh: Because I'm a star, Jade!
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*On an airplane with Normila and their kid*
The flight attendant: *Explaining what to do in case they crash.*
Kid and Camila: ...
The flight attendant: *Explains what to do if they're out of food*
Kid and Camila: *Turning to Normani* ARE YOU GETTING ALL OF THIS???
Normani: *Sighs*
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*In the car*
Perrie: McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's!
Jesy: No, we have food at home.
Perrie: I fucking hate this family.
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*After one of Caminah's stupid plans*
Ally: Are you alright?! Are either of you hurt?!
Camila and Dinah: No, we're fine.
Ally: *Sprinkling holy water on them both* THEN WHAT WERE YOU TWO IDIOTS THINKING?!
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Perrie: When you brush your teeth, you rush your skeleton.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
