Ally to Lauren: Maybe you should start talking to God every night like I do. It really helps!
[Later that night]
Lauren: Um, hey God, it's me, Lauren. What's up? I know we don't talk all that much, but I know a lot of girls scream you're name because of me. So that's pretty cool, right?
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Jade: Wait, you like me? For my personality?
Perrie: Well that ass had a lot to do with it, but yeah, that too.
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Dinah: *Standing in front of a mirror next to Lauren*
Dinah: Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady.
Lauren: *Smiles*
Dinah: And you're here too.
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Leigh: So I heard you like bad girls.
Jesy: No, not really.
Leigh: *Lets out a breath* Oh thank god.
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Camila: You're not allowed to fall in love with me, okay?
Normani: *Laughs* That won't be an issue.
[A week later]
Normani: THERE'S AN ISSUE.
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Jesy: Where's Perrie and Leigh?
Jade: They went out.
Jesy: They're grounded!
Jade: ... Are they not allowed to go out when they're grounded?
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[Before the girls found out about Ally and Dinah]
Dinah: What are mani and Camila arguing about?
Lauren: They have a bet going about what Ally's like in bed. Mani thinks she's super kinky, and Camila thinks she's super romantic.
Dinah: Yeah, she's actually both.
Lauren: ....
Dinah: ....
Dinah: *Laughing nervously* I mean what...? How would I know how Ally is in bed?
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Leigh: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Jesy: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Jade: Perrie tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Camila: Have you been yelled at by Ally?
Shawn: I'm not scared of her.
Camila: So that's a no.
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Jesy: Wait, how do you know Perrie's good in bed?
Leigh: We shared a wall. Either she's amazing in bed, or Jade just likes to agree with her a lot.
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Val about Camila: If she's annoying, just dump her.
Normani: BITCH. I CAN CALL HER ANNOYING CAUSE SHE'S MINE. I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. THATS MY BABY. MY MOTHER FUCKING CINNAMON APPLE.
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Lauren: Come on, Dinah isn't THAT dumb.
Normani: She once signed us up for shop class because she thought it was taught at the mall.
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Perrie: Leigh can we talk? One 10 to another?
Leigh: I'm an 11, but continue.
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Camila: Am I ever gonna become a hero.
Normani: No.
Camila: *Starts tearing up*
Normani: But you can marry me and touch my boobs.
Camila: Sign me the fuck up.
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Jesy: Leigh, I think you could play the roll of my father.
Leigh: I don't wanna be your father.
Jesy: Perfect! You already know your lines!
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Austin to Camila: Next time, show a little leg.
Camila: The only time you'll ever see "a little leg" from me, is when I'm about to kick your ass.
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Ally: *About Camila* You made her cry.
Lauren: She wanted to talk about her feelings! I'm not good at that!
[Earlier]
Camila: I'm just feeling... so hurt, and shocked. I don't know how to react and-- are you climbing out the window?
Lauren: *Climbing out of the window* No...
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
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