A/n: In appreciation of Lauren Jauregui, and her existence, most of these will be containing her. Happy birthday Lauren 💗
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Lauren: Stop being overdramatic.
Normani: Me? Overdramatic? How dare you?? My own sister! My own flesh and blood! How fucking dare you???
Lauren: We're not actually related, Mani.
Normani: *Gasps loudly* hOW DARE YOU???
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Leigh: *Tries to tickle Perrie*
Perrie: Touch me again and I'll rip your fucking hands off and break both of your arms.
Jade: *Tries to tickle Perrie*
Perrie: *Gently* Not now babe, maybe later.
Leigh:
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Normani to her parents: Mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Camila, and that's her girlfriend Dinah, and this is Dinah's lover Lauren, and this is my adoptive mother, Ally.
Ally: *Waves shyly* Hi.
Andrea and Derek: What. The. Fuck.
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Jade: You get cute when you're angry.
Perrie: *Glares at her*
Jade: But not when you're angry with me...
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Lauren: My sexuality doesn't define me.
Lauren: *Five minutes later* Move out of my way I'm bi!
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Perrie: Jesy, I have something to tell you...
Perrie: I like Jade. Like, I really like her, as more than a friend.
Jesy: *Thinks back to all the times she's caught Perrie staring at Jade*
Jesy: *Faking* I am sO SUrprised! This iS ToTal news to me! I didn't knOW this at all!
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Lauren: *On the phone with Ally* No babe, everything is running smoothly. Dinah, tell Ally we're fine.
Dinah: *Takes the phone* Hey mom. We haven't eaten since you left, Normani's been gone for three days, and Camila fell and sprained her ankle. Love you, bye.
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Leigh: *Just after taking her driving exam* What's my score?
Teacher: Six.
Leigh: And how many do I need to pass?
Teacher: Six-
Leigh: WOOHOO!
Teacher: Hundred. You need six-hundred to pass. You got a six.
Leigh:
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*Texting*
Dinah: But if you think about it, 'Z' is just a sideways 'N'
Lauren: Dinah. Go. To. Sleep.
Dinah: Zo.
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Perrie: You know what I'm saying?
Jesy: You don't even know what you're saying!
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Lauren: *Trying to open a can of tuna*
Lauren: Our can opener is broken.
Camila: Does that mean it's a can't opener
Lauren:
Lauren: I can't believe I married you.
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Leigh: Jesy, I'm starving. What's for dinner?
Jesy: Oh, I made you some hamburgers. They're down at the hamburger place. All you have to do is go there, order them, and pay for them.
Leigh: ...
Leigh: So you didn't make hamburgers?
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*How Lauren came out to the girls*
Lauren: I'm... I'm bisexual...
4/5: WE KNOW.
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Perrie: *Comforting Jade* Would a glow stick make you feel better?
Jade:
Perrie:
Perrie: Glow sticks make everyone fEEL BETTER!
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Lauren: Anybody under 5'2 can't be talking about fighting anyone. Like what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?
Ally: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
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Perrie: *Sitting next to Jesy* Did you know taco cat spelled backwards is still taco cat?
Jesy: *Turns away from Perrie*
Leigh: *Sitting on the other side of Jesy* Did you know 'dog food lid' spelled backwards is 'dildo of god'?
Jesy: *Gets up and leaves*
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Normani to a drunk Lauren: What time did you start drinking?
Lauren: Maybe.
Normani: Maybe isn't a time, Lauren.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
