Jade: In a couple minutes Perrie could get on that plane and never come back.
Jesy: Thank God.
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Dinah: I bet these shorts look uglier on me than they do on you.
Camila: Oh you want to have an ugly contest? Bring it on!
Dinah: Never mind... you already won.
Camila: shUT UP.
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Leigh: If someone drunk texts you; appreciate it. They're thinking of you while they can't even think straight.
Perrie: I never think straight. I'm gay.
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*In a parallel universe of angels*
Lauren: What are angels of darkness?
Random Angel: Oh, they're bad angels. If you get too close to one, they can drive you to the dark side and make you do bad things.
Normani: Oh, we have one of those in our world too. Her names Dinah. *Looks at Dinah who's across the room*
Dinah: *Smiles evilly and waves*
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*After finding out about Jerrie's secret relationship*
Jesy: *At lunch with Jerrie* Hahaha, you guys should date.
Perrie&Jade: *Blushing*
Jesy: *Seriously* And then not tell me about it.
Perrie: *Whispering to Jade* I think she knows.
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Camila: Aw British people are so cute!
Camila: I wish all American's came from England.
Jade: ... Then they wouldn't be American, Mila
Camila: *Furrowing her eyebrows* What?
Jade: Never mind...
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*After pretending to be orphans for cash*
Old random lady: The orphans were right!
Ally: Are you talking about my kids?
Dinah&Camila: *Pretending to be shocked* Mom?! At last we found you!!
Ally: Go wait in the car, now.
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Jesy: Everyone say bye to Perrie!
Leigh: *Hugs perrie* Bye pez, see you next week. *Lets go of Perrie*
Jade: *Hugs Perrie* Bye babe, I love you.
Jade: *Doesn't let go of Perrie*
Jesy: Jade, remember how we talked about personal space?
Jade: *Still hugging her tightly* Yeah, and I like Perrie's space the best.
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[Preparing for a spelling bee]
Lauren: Okay, are you ready for your word, mila?
Camila: Mila! M-E-E-L-A
Lauren: That wasn't your word... that was your name, and you spelled it wrong.
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Jade: Perrie, whatever you did, I won't judge you; you're my girl.
Perrie: *Sighs* Okay... you know that monkey keychain we saw at target? I stole it...
Jade: *Gasps in judgement* YOU DIRTY LITTLE THIEF.
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[In a parallel universe at graduation]
Lauren: I chose you over Yale.
Normani: Laur, you deserve to go to Yale...
Dinah: *Stands up outrageously* Yo, none of us out here is going to Yale!
Ally: Dinah sit down.
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[During a show]
Leigh: This is the part where you're supposed to kiss me.
Jesy: That's not gonna happen.
Leigh: Just do it!
Jesy: Fine.*Kisses the palm of her own hand*
Jesy: *Slaps Leigh's face*
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*At Normani's kids play*
Camila: *Stares at Normani's ex husband*
Camila: Why'd you bring this guy, mani?
Him: I'm their father.
Camila: Well, I'm their step-father.
Normani: No you're not.
Camila: *Smirking* Not yet.
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*While working on a project*
Leigh: Alright, lets get to cutting. *Hands Jesy and Perrie some scissors*
Perrie: Ooo! Jade never lets me use big girl scissors!
Leigh: Oh yeah, sorry. *Takes away the scissors and hands her doll scissors*
Perrie: *Pouts dramatically* I hate this fucking family.
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[While being face to face with a murder]
Murder: I'll give you all fifteen seconds to run.
All the girls but Dinah: *Start running*
Dinah: Ha, no. I don't run for nobody but Black Friday.
Dinah: *Puts on her sun glasses and struts away*
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[On a cruise]
Perrie: *Falls into the Hot Tub* I'VE FALLEN OVERBOARD.
Perrie: Wait... Why is the ocean hot?!
Jesy: *Casually walking by with a plate of food* Probably because it's a hot tub.
Perrie: Oh no! Why is there a hot tub in the ocean?!
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Camila: You look like trash.
Lauren: ...
Camila: *Flirting* Let me take you out.
Lauren: ...
Dinah: *From behind a plant* Camila this is NOT how we rehearsed it.
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Perrie: *Falls on her face*
Jesy: SHE NEEDS SOME MILK.
Jade: Jesy, not the time.
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*If Normani had a son*
Kid: *Sneak attacks Mani while holding a stick*
Kid: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
Normani: *Eating her chips without even flinching* Boy I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
