*After picking on Camila all day*
Dinah&Normani: *Pointing at camila's shoes* WHAT ARE THOSE?!
Camila: *Angrily* THOSE ARE MY CHANCLA'S!!!
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*While planning Jade a surprise party*
Jesy to Perrie and Leigh: Remember, be secretive but be nice.
*An hour later*
Jade: Pez, where are you going?
Jesy: ...
Leigh: ...
Perrie: Damn, why you need to know? All up in my pussy girl!
Jade: ...
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Camila: Sofi, I'm lesbian.
Sofi: I thought we were cuban?
Camila: No that's not what it—
Sofi: So I'm lesbian too?
Camila: No Sofi—
Sofi: I'M LESBIAN
Alejandro: *From a distance* OKAY I SUPPORT YOU. BUT I THOUGHT CAMILA WOULD COME OUT FIRST
Camila: *Sighs*
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Jade: You gon' catch these hands.
Leigh: You gon' catch this nut.
Jade: What?
Leigh: What?
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Guy: You broke my heart...
Lauren: Put in rice.
Guy: That doesn't work on hearts...
Lauren: Then die.
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*If Pesy had a kid*
Perrie: Didn't your Momma (Jesy) tell you to go to bed?
Kid: But mommy, there's a scary monster in the closet.
Perrie: Scarier than momma?
Kid: No... *Runs to bed*
Jesy: I hate you both.
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Normani: How's the most beautiful person I know?
Ally: I don't know, how are yo—
Dinah: *From across the room* I'm great, thanks.
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[In the group chat]
Perrie: Life hack: spin a fidget spinner to forget your life is also spiraling out of control.
*Leigh has removed Perrie from the chat*
Jesy: Thank god.
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Ally: Swear words in this house are illegal now. If you say one, you'll be fined 50$.
Camila: Heck.
Ally: You're on thin fucking ice.
Camila: You owe me 50$.
Ally: Fuck.
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*While giving Jade a speech on her birthday*
Jesy: Forget the past, you cannot change it.
Jesy: Forget the future, you cannot predict it.
Jesy: And forget the present, I didn't get you one.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
