*In a courtroom*
Judge: Order in the court!
Perrie: I'll have a cheese burger and fries!
Judge: Ma'am please leave.
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Camila: *Holds the door open for Ally*
Camila: After you.
Ally: *Blushes* No, after you.
Camila: I insist, after you.
Dinah: *Pushes past both of them* After me.
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Jesy: *Looks around to make sure she's alone*
Jesy: *Takes out a packet of skittles and starts opening them*
Leigh: I heARD A WRAPPER WHO HAS FOOD?!
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*Walks into a room covered in whipped cream*
Ally: Is anyone gonna tell me what's going on here?!
Lauren: Well, it's kind of complicated but Camila and Dinah-
Ally: Got it. Forget I asked.
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*Texting*
Jesy: This effin sucks.
Jade: Why type "effin"?
Jesy: So I don't have to censor it.
Jade: Why not just say it?
Jesy: Cause it's a bad fucking word, Jade.
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Dinah: I can't believe you like Camila.
Normani: Wha- I don't like Camila!
Normani: *Blushing* Why did she say something?
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Leigh: I'm looking for my girlfriend Perrie.
Cashier: Perrie- ah, is she 5 foot short, blonde, cries when you call her "ma'am" because it makes her sound old?
Leigh: That's the one.
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Lauren: When people get too close to me, I like to call them by the wrong name on purpose, to prove that I don't care about them.
Camila: Fascinating.
Lauren: Glad you agree, Camilla.
Camila: Oh you little-
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Jade: *Attempting to hide a jar of peanut butter*
Jesy: Are you hiding food in the cabinet that we keep our cleaning supplies in?!
Jade: I knew it'd be the last place you heathens looked!
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Ally: Why was Camila late yesterday?
Normani: You see, she took the wrong train and kind of got lost...
[Yesterday]
Camila: *Standing on a farm in the middle of nowhere*
Camila: Hold up, this isn't the studio...
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*Freaking out over something she did*
Perrie: Oh god, what if Jesy breaks up with me?!
Leigh: I'm sure she won't break up with you.
Perrie: She once broke up with someone because they didn't offer her a piece of their pie!
Leigh: Okay so, she might break up with you...
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*Normila's child*
Normani: Hi, baby, I'm your mommy.
Baby: Daddy!
Camila: Hey! Back off!
Normani: *Long sigh*
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Jade: Perrie, you were alone! You could've gotten hurt!
Perrie: I wasn't alone, I was with myself.
Jade: *Holds the bridge of her nose in annoyance*
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Ally: Come on, love isn't THAT bad.
Dinah: Till I was 19, I thought the response to "I love you", was "Oh crap."
Ally: Well, I love you.
Dinah: Oh crap.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
