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Ayrish : -asks the teacher if there's classes tomorrow since it will be raining hard tomorrow-

Teacher : maybe... but there's no suspension to-

Other teacher : ALRIGHT CLASS SCHOOL IS SUSPENDED!

Ayrish : IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS ITS SUSPENDED?!?!? YAY!

My other classmates : SUSPENDED! SUSPENDED! SUSPENDED

Other Teacher : there's school tomorrow! And better do your homework!

My other classmates : WHY?!?

Ayrish : how many homework?

Other teacher : 1....

My other classmates : ONLY ONE?!?

Other teacher : no it's a 2000 word essay about your dream and how's your suspension of classes

Ayrish : WHY 2000 WORD ESSA-

Cindy : it's okay! I can do it I eve been reached higher number than that!

Other teacher : oh okay then so 3000 word long!

My classmates -groans-

Tasha : IM GOING TO WRITE ABOUT TORD AND HOW I SELL MY BABIES TO KFC!!!!!

Ayrish : oh my god Tasha

KFC : OH HEY TASHA HERE YOUR MONEY! -gives Tasha ze money-

Tasha : YAY! C2!

Ayrish : STOP DRINKING THAT STUFF YOU ALREADY DRANK ABOUT LIKE 4 BOTTLES?!?

Tasha : EHHHH! IM A SCHOOL SHOOTER!

My classmate : call 9JUAN JUAN you need some help!

Tasha : NO HELP!

Hahha I remember this and the suspension of class in the middle of class was true but the others wasn't true _-Cxndy-Prxncess-_  OI stop selling your babies okay?!? YOU NEED SOME HELP FAM!

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