Ernest Hemingway
"Goodnight my kitten"
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Jane Austen
"I want nothing but death"
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J.M Barrie
"I can't sleep"
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Frank Baum
"Now I can cross the shifting sands"
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Edgar Allan Poe
"Lord help my poor soul"
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Thomas Hobbes
"I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap into the dark,"
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Alfred Jarry
"I am dying...please bring me a toothpick"
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Hunter s. Thompson
"Relax — this wont hurt"
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Henrik Ibsen
"On the contrary!"
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Anton Chekhov
"I haven't had champagne for a long time"
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Mark Twain
"Good bye. If we meet—"
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Louisa May Alcott
"Is it not meningitis?"
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Jean Cocteau
"Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking towards me without hurrying."
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Washington Irving
"I have to set my pillows one more night, when will this end already?"
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Leo Tolstoy
"But the peasants...how do the peasants die?"
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Hans Christian Andersen
"Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more."
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Charles Dickens
"On the ground!"
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H.G Wells
"Go away! I'm all right."
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Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
"More light."
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W.C Fields
"Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!"
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Voltaire
"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
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Dylan Thomas
"I've had 18 straight whiskies... I think that's the record."
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George Bernard Shaw
"Dying is easy, comedy is hard."
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Henry David Thoreau
"Moose...Indian."
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James Joyce
"Does nobody understand?"
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Oscar Wilde
"Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."
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Bob Hope
"Surprise me."
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Roald Dahl
Commonly believe to be "You know, I'm not frightened. It's just that I will miss you all so much!" But his real last words were a whispered "ow, fuck."
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