Brain Talk

Lacey(Once again)~Do you got a bae? or nah? Nah cuz I ain't stupid

Haiiiiii my little lovelys.

So on this episode of the Lacey ranting show I shall rant about pathetic, Desperate middle school girls!!!

Now I don't usually associate myself with the typical Tween society unless its too fangirl. But Facebook is the exception. I am friends with most of the kids from my school on my Facebook account.

And today I saw something that made me so close to deleting humans from my world.

So a girl we go to school with is like

and I quote:

I NEED A BAE!!! :( IM SO LONELY!

.............NO JUST NO OK. NO U DO NOT NNNEEEEEEEEEDDDD A BAE IN FACT WHAT IS A BAE?! I USED TO THINK IT WAS LIKE A GHETTO WORD FOR BABE BUT THEN I SAW SOMETHING THAT WAS LIKE

B.A.E.-BEFORE ANYONE ELSE.

AND JUST STOP WITH THE WHINY DESPERATE PLEADS FOR A BAE CUZ AINT NOBODY GONNA BE A BAE TO A CLINGY WHINY BRAT!!!!

AND ANOTHER THING! SWEETIE U ARE 12 OR 13 WHY IN THE NAME OF CHOCOLATE DO U WANT OR 'NEED' A BOYFRIEND?!?!?!!?

I guess so he can ride his tricycle over to ur playhouse in the middle of the might and then u can share popcicles while you watch spongebob.....

LEGIT DOES ANYBODY SEE MY POINT!?!?!?!?!?!?

Now for all you people that are sitting with your latter in one hand while typing a rant in response to me about how there is nothing wrong with having a boyfriend at 13....let me explain why I don't hate you.

Its totally fine to have a boyfriend/girlfriend right now like idc who you date. I only start to get mad at u if you post all this crap about how much it in love with him. Now a cute pic of u two at a dance is totz cool. But if u break up and I see a post saying 'OMG I NEED A BOYFRIEND' like within the following two days after you've broken up I will rebel against the tweenage world.

See I support you cute little couples that don't make everyone hate you by posting every five seconds.

Like Meg and Oli Twist!!! (I've never met Oliver and I automatically associated him to Oliver Twist so this is his nickname now Megan!!!^^^^)

And Robert The Alien and Bri!!!! Like they're so cute together!!! Lol XD

Had to throw a joke on there!!!!

Ok rant over for now.

Please drop some comments below!!!! What are you're views on these breakup-makeup-posts on facebook every other second- 'I need a bae' relationships??? and the people that do this.

Kayyyyyyy Byeeee Baez!!!!!!

I don't need a bae cuz y'all are ma Baez!

Lol lets never call each other baez again. Yeah forget I said the word 'Bae'

Imma go before I say anything else stupid!

Laterrrrrz