Brain Talk

Do you really even have to ask who it is?~Fictional Boys

Ok so it has been brought to my attention that I have an unhealthy obsession.

They are human, kinda. But anyway.

They will act all sweet and nice at first and charm you and try to be the one you can run too and they even fool themselves sometimes.

But then the book either ends or they die.

I'm being 100% serious when I say that my future boyfriend is totally screwed.

Why?

Because fiction has brought me to the completely false accusation that the Guy I fall in love with will be everything I want and need and will never annoy me and will never disagree with me and has no flaws.

Therefore, future boyfriend if you're reading this, I'm sorry. Blame then not me.

I wish this was not a big 2AM deal. But it is because I read most at night.

Like it'd so bad that you guys just don't even know.

I knew it was at an unhealthy level but now its gotten to the point where I'm pretty sure everyone is looking at the pamphlet for the nearest mental hospital.

I agree with Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire, youtuber I am in loveeeeee with) on fandoms. They. Will. Ruin. You. And. Everything. You've. Ever. Worked. To. Achieve.

You don't believe my obsession is THAT bad, do you?

Lets take a look at exhibit A: My Christmas List.

-Fictional romance novels.

-Hunter (from my book.)

-Music

-Derek (from Bubblegum Boy)

-A laptop

-Rider (From Little Red)
-Maybe some candy

-Harvey (From Pretty Bad Things)

-A cage for...certain....people

-River (From Mr. Popular & I)

-About eight people worth if rope

-Tobias (From Divergent)

-A few dog food bowls.

-Josh (From Geek Charming)

-padlocks for the cages

-Stuart, Tobin, and Jeb (From Let It Snow)

You see.

Its quite terrifying.

The great things is no one can arrest me for stalking a book.

And don't tell me 'they're not real'

I see the whole 'belief in fictional characters' thing as a personal option.

Obviously, I choose to live in my own little bubble with my fictional boys.

So yeah.

Basically the point of this is that I'm screwed in the head and its all this websites fault.

Ohwelllbyeeeeeee!!!!!

~L.