Lace~Bae The Broccoli

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So guys some ish has went down lately.

Jason's gone insane I think. Bris stealing me thunder. And well Kim k is back to her usual FULLY CLOTHED SELF. (We pray she stays clothed foreverrr.)

And like Idk I was gonna do a young authors contest but I can't think of what to write so I'm dropping out but I am gonna come up with like an unofficial entry and post it on here.

So yeah.

I mean like I'm so confused with errthing.

Like my youth pastor left our church so he could be the head pastor at another Church and I love a fifth Harmon song and Jason keeps pestering me about the Guy I like and Zachs all gung ho about an explanation to why I like my crush and Idek.

Jejaudmaibaidbfvdbbaahhhhhhh.

I wish I was broccoli. That way I could have a simple life and like I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten because hardly anybody likes broccoli.

Yeah. Imma dye my hair green and be broccoli.

I will have to get an Afro though.

Maybe I can weavify it.

Imma go research the weave-fro thing.

Later u humans

~Bae the broccoli

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