Brain Talk

LACEY~FUDGINNNN FO REAL

OMGGGGODIVA CHOCOLATE!!!!!

WE HAD 5000000 PEOPLE READ OUR BOOK.

WAIT. I ACCIDENTALLY TYPED TO MANY 000 BECAUSE IM EXCITED.

WE HAD 500 PEOPLE READ OUR BOOK

ME SUCH A HAPPY PENGUIN.

SO IN HONOR OF U GUYS IMMA DO MY BEST TO GET TH VIDEOS AND UPDATES UP FASTER.

BRIANNAS BACK FROK CAMP WHER SHE LEARND WAHT TRANSGENDER MEANS.

IM BACK FROM THE BEACH WHERE I LEARNED THAT BOYS WILL HIT ON ME EVEN IF IM A NERD.

JASONS BACK FROM........JASONLANDIA.

HE NEVER LEFT U GUYS......HES A WIMP.....HES AFRAID IF HE LEAVES SOME LITTLE MINI DAVES WILL RUN AROUND AND KILL US ALL.

(Comment if u read it jayjay ;)

inside joke I swear.

Btw I think I've figures out why Jason doesn't have. girlfriend.

He doesn't like girls...

HE LOVES ANIME GIRLS.

GIRLS THAT ARENT REAL.

I BELIEVE THERE IS A TERM FOR GUYS WHO LIKE ANIMATED GIRLS.

HOLD ON I'LL CHECK.............

I can't find it but if u have read Eleanor and park then u can look it up in there.

I swear I'm gonna find my copy of it and ill get back to u guys on the whole term.

(Update!: I found my copy of Eleanor & Park. The term that Park uses for being in love with animated characters is

'Perverted Cartoon-Sexual'. Although since perverted is an adjective the term is better when cut up to just

'Cartoon-Sexual' Or 'Anime-Sexual' Even 'Heroine-Sexual'.

So that is what I think Jayjay is.

Do with this information whatever you want.)

So Jason's nonexistent lovelife is to be continued.........

I wanna talk about capital letters.

Why can't capital letters be in the middle of the sentence?

Like this:

mikEy HaD a good DaY at the HeadQuarters FoR Public relAtions.

like that.

I think its so unfair to the rest of the sentence to be over here like:

"I have to stay small unless I'm a name."

Then the names and the first word in the sentence are like the bullies that are over there on a fudging throne like:

"Fudge you youngsters!!! WE ARE THE BEYONCE OF LETTERS! WE ARE THE FLAWLESS WITCHES THAT WAKE UP LIKE THIS EVERY MORNING. I AM THE BOSS AND YOU ARE SRUPID AND A MARSHMELLOW!"

Its inhumane.

really it is.

I'm not psycho I swear. I just read to much john green.

for more on the topic of capital letters please look at an exert from Paper Towns by John Green

I read Looking For Alaska.

I wont be able to see that movie because I an yet to accept the events that took place in the book.

Anyway I gotta scadoodle.

So HAVE A FAN FREAKING TASTIC DAY U AWESOME PEOPLE. EACH ONE OF YOU DESERVE A FUDGE FILLED COOKIE.

I WONT MAKE THEM THOUGH BECAUSE I CANT COOK. NO LEGIT I HAVE BURNT KOOLAID BEFORE.

FOR MORE ON THE KOOLAID STORY : SUSPECT JASON OR BRIANNA WILL BRING IT UP SINFE EMBARRASSING ME IS THERE FAVE THING.

LATERRRRRRRRRRR

BYEEEEEEE

ADIOSSSSSSSSSSS

AUR VWA (IM AWARE I SPELLED IT WRONG. DEAL WITH IT)