Forgive me, for I have sinned against you loyal and faithful readers...
I just realized as I was re-downloading the official wattpad app (some crazy tech crap has been going down 'tween me and good ole wattpad beta) and I was like 'I'm a horrible person and deserve no happiness because, oh looky there, not one of us in lé trio has updated since Jason's installment on.......October 11 of 1989 (vote if u get the T.S. ref! ;) :P XD)
So in spirit of not wanting to get killed by u crazy balls of weird, I have a few little topics to discuss.
Lé first topic will be: Why is everyone turning into pansycakes because Ebola is in the U.S.A ???????
My take on this: Ebola is spread through bodily fluids. As long as you're not sticking your hand into am unflushed toilet, taken up the occupation of being a Kleenex, or purposely stick your hand down peoples throats, then bruh ur practically home free!
Like legit I watch this show (Home & Family. Hallmark channel. Weekdays)
And they had a guest doctor as a speaker about Ebola and EVEN HE WAS LIKE 'AS LONG AS UR NOT AROUND THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD IT, THEN UR FINE AND DANDY'
I mean I understand why people are freaking out, not to mention we had just learned about the black death when the first Ebola victim was brought to 'murica. But like I don't see why some people are just like moving inorganic safehouses with like reusable toilet paper and canned tuna. Like its not THAT big of a deal.
Lé second topic: TWATNESS O' WATTPAD.
like my wattpad has been glitching up in all new types of ways and I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. IM LEGIT JUST THINKING BOUT SAYING SCREW IT AND JUST NOT WRITING.
but I wont because wattpad has become my sorry pathetic core around which my world revolves.
Halloween- basically this is just a warning that if any of u come and decide to stalk me and attack me on Halloween then just feel warned that I'm taking a can of pepper spray with me when I go trick or treating u little twats.
Sickness- I have been sick the last while and I am about up to my neck in snotty tissues and throat losanges.
So yeah.
Well enough of this.
I promise to try to give u guys some more until I can pursue the other twats on here to come and help me.
Farewell, u weird and magically twats (ma new wurd)
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Brain Talk
РазноеThoughts of three aspiring authors. Things could get.......interesting........