Therapy: Session 2 [Personal]

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I FUCKING CALLED IT.

I FUCKING SAID IT.

I DID.

I PROMISE I DID.

at work, last week, i said to one of my coworkers:

"you know, i bet [manager] has a piercing somewhere."

they were all like, "what do you mean?"

"i bet [manager] has a piercing that none of us knows about. like an ear piercing he never wears to work. actually, i think he has a septum piercing."

"no way. [manager] is too cut and clean for that. especially like a nose piercing."

"that's exactly why i think he has one."

"i doubt it."

"i'm saying it now. [manager] has a septum piercing."

AND LO AND BEHOLD

TODAY MY MANAGER CAME IN TO TALK TO SOMEONE

AND HE HAD

A FUCKING SEPTUM PIERCING

I CALLED IT