Therapy: Session 2 [Personal]

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my best friend: "yeah i really just hate my [retail] job."

me: "you could always come work at mcdonald's! sure the customers kind of suck sometimes but that's the same as in retail, plus hours are super super flexible, management is pretty good, and my coworkers are pretty chill for the most part. plus, free and discounted food and you would get paid the same!"

my best friend: "no, i just feel like working at a fast food place is below me."

me: "BITCH I WILL PUNCH YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK. WORKING FAST FOOD IS BELOW YOU? OH, I'M SORRY TO DISRESPECT SUCH A HIGH AND MIGHTY TEENAGER WHO WORKS A MINIMUM WAGE JOB AND HATES IT. YOUR JOB IS NO BETTER THAN MINE. AT LEAST I LIKE MY JOB. FUCK THAT BELOW ME SHIT. YOU'RE NOT ABOVE FAST FOOD. YOU'RE NOT ABOVE ME. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE."

this exchange is based in truth and is now added to "things i wish i could've said", part one million