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Tai: HELP! HELP! I NEED A RIDE TO ODAIBA AND MY CAT'S STUCK IN A TREE!
Izzy: If he does get a car's attention, he'll be arrested for disturbing the peace.
Matt: ffs tai stop-
Tai: FIne, Matt! You do it better! Go ahead! Try!
Matt, now standing beside the road: ...
Tai: well?
Matt: ... OKAY i give up!
Tai: See! Not as easy as it looks, huh?!
Matt: WELL AT LEAST MY CAT ISN'T STUCK IN A TREE-
*a pretty big van stops next to them*
???: HEY!
*the group all look up at the van*
Sayako, grinning as she's basically hanging halfway out the window: Need a ride?
Hitaru: Kaneki Taxi service! 100% free!
Tai: Sayako Yio Kaneki, I have never been more happy to see you-
Sayako: Likewise, get in.
-after everyone gets in-
Daichi: I have many questions.
Sayako: No time! Odaiba!
Daichi: But my questions! *starts driving*
