Mimi: to the asshole that told me gay isn't a choice.
Mimi: you're right.
Mimi; its a competition and im winning, hAVE YOU SEEN MY GiRLFRIEND-
Tai: yeah, I'm a ladies man.
Mariah: hi.
Tai: um hi- i have to um- uhm- hi- um- *runs*
Sayako: most boys are either cute, or hot. You get one! Not BOTH!BUT THEN! out of NOWHERE! god was mixing, in his little mixing POT, and he thought, "let me do both!" and he put them, iN THE MIXING BOWL- *points at matt*
Ken: do you wanna know how i REALLY broke my wrist?
Tk: *nods*
Ken: I do hula hoop exercises.
Tk: 8gasp*
Ken: I've mastered them all. The scorpion, the doughnut, the hurricane, the whoop-de-doodle...
Tk: Why are you telling me this!
Ken: because no one will EVER believe you.
Tai: *venting to Matt* I was single for a VERY LONG TIME- Like, I was! but then. i met,, the love of my life??? she is my girlfriend! She.. doesn't know it yet, but she IS my girlfriend! Most girls are either just, cute, or hot. You get one, not both! But then one day, god was mixing, in his little mixing pot, and he thought, LET ME DO BOTH! So he took hot, he took cute, and he put them, *wheeze* iN THE MIXING BOWL- It is a DANGEROUS COMBO, when a girl can pull off cute AND hot. Like I wanna squeeeze her cheeks, but i also want her to punch me in the face, 'cause she's sO HOT- it's alot. this! doesn't! make! SENSE-
Bullies: this is what we've kept you alive for. this.. is.. your purpose... *holding a paper that says "make children"*
Davis, holding a rainbow flag: ... My purpose is to make money and get dick! :D
Maiho: 8sees that Hitaru is with James* ....
*they break up*
Hitaru: im sad and gay :(
Maiho: {gay... single... i tHINK IM BOUT TO STEAL-}
Davis, during pride month: I LIKE, BIG BOYS! ITTY BITTY BOYS! MISSISIPPI BOYS! INNER CITY BOYS! I LIKE THE PRETTY BOYS, WITH THE BOWTIES- GET YA NAILS DID, LET IT BLOW DRY- I LIKE A BIG BEARD, I LIKE A CLEAN FACE! I DONT DISCRIMINATE! COME AND GET A t A s T E- *clings to Ken*
