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Izzy: how much water have you had today?

Sayako: Enough.

Tai: How much is that?

Sayako: Well, I'm pretty sure I took my pills today, so at least a mouthful.

Matt: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not 'enough'


Becky: -so, in conclusion, I picked a whole fuckin' bouquet of whoopsie-daisies!


Tai, slamming exactly $1.27 on the counter: Whatll this buy?

Yolei, sliding him a pack of mint gum: Exactly one packet of gum.


Matt: Becky. Cathy. I want you to ruin Tristan and Maddison's lives. Make them the worst outcasts this school has EVER seen. Dig up everything and make them suffer.

Becky & Cathy in exact unison: Yes sir!


maddison: Wear REAL boy's clothes.

Tristan: You look like a fucking girl.

Hitaru: ...

Tristan: Your dad would be disappointed as fuck.

Hitaru: I...

-later-

Hitaru: *wearing a blue hoodie and ripped up jeans with black converse* ...


Maddison: what are you, 5?

Tai: Yeah, on a scale of 1-10

Matt: don't you mean 1-5?

Tai: I have self-esteem issues.


~tri short~

Moonlight: *suddenly appears out of nowhere*

Matt: Hey, Moon.

Moonlight: >:(

Matt: ?

Moonlight: >:(

Matt: what?

Moonlight: :(

Matt: oh, sorry! Let';s start over!

Moonlight: *disappears*

Moonlight: *suddenly appears* boo!

Matt: aaah, you startled me!

Moonlight: :)


Tai: Hi! I'm Tai! without the B.

Someone: there isn't a "b" in Tai...

Tai: Yeah, that's what I said.


Maddison: I tried to make my password "izzy" but it said it was too SHORT.

Izzy: FUnny, I tried to make mine Maddison, but it said it was too WEAK.

Coral: You guys are gonna get hacked with passwords like that.


Kari: *reads the whole page without stuttering*

The whole class: You did it, you crazy son of a bitch, you did it!


-texting-

izzy: hey msg me back when you can

girl: i have a boyfriend.

izzy: congratulations

izzy: so what part of the powerpoint do i do

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