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Mimi: There! Right there! Look at that tan, well-tended skin. Look at the killer shape he's in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin. Oh, please, he's gay, totally gay!
Izzy: I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate, A totally straight expatriate. That guy's not gay, I say not gay!
Joe: That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to assume? That a man who wears perfume is automatically, radically fey?
Izzy: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks. Look at his silk translucent socks. There's the eternal paradox. Look what we're seein'.
Mimi: What are we seein'?
Izzy: Is he gay?
Mimi: Of course he's gay!
Izzy: Or European?!
Everyone: Ohhh...
Coral: Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee! Is he gay or European?
*everyone looks at Jessica*
Jessica: Well, hey, don't look at me!
Sayako: You see, they bring their boys up different In those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports In shiny shirts and tiny shorts!
Holly: Gay or foreign fella?
Sora: The answer could take weeks, They both say things like "ciao bella" While they kiss you on both cheeks!
Mimi: Oh, please.
Everyone: Gay or European?
Star: So many shades of gray!! *holding a book titled "50 shades of gray"*
Tai: *takes the book and chucks it behind him* Depending on the time of day, The French go either way. Is he gay or European, or--?
Holly: There! Right there! Look at that condescending smirk! Seen it on every guy at work! That is a metro, hetero jerk!! That guy's not gay, I say no way!
Joe: That is the elephant in the room...
Coral: Well is it relevant to presume, That a hottie in that costume-
Sayako: Is automatically, radically-
Delilah: Ironically, chronically-
Yolei: Certainly, flirtingly-
Hitaru: Genetically, medically-
Davis: Gay, officially gay-
