Davis, before coming out: y-yep, im... straight... 100%... hetero boy, right here...
Davis, after coming out: MOVE, IM GAY.
Izzy, doing rainbow facepaint over his eyes: I once knew this bitch named Becky...
Izzy: She liked to talk real sexy. fuckin' nasty bitch...
Izzy: I had to tell her she gon' stop.
Izzy: *deepening the colors* cause everybody knew that she a THOT.
Izzy: *finishes la facepaint, it looks like a rainbow exploding from behind paper* bUT THIS SHIT DON'T STOP-
Davis' conservative relatives: do you have a girlfriend yet?
Davis' gay ass: .... {what the fuck im supposed to say-}
Sora: sometimes people ask me how I became a lesbian. Well actually, i was sitting in my room watching rugrats when the fairy faggot godmother flew in through the window and said, "hey!" you like coochie now!" and i was like "okay!" so she tapped me on the head with her anti-dick-stick, and... Now I'm a dyke! Thanks for asking!
Mimi: Being a lesbian, i hear dumb shit like THIS, all the time. "you're too pretty to be gay" ... I didn't even know that was a thing.
Ken's mom: I'm glad Ken spends so much time with his friend, Davis! ... But i wonder why the door is closed at night...
All the rest of the digidestined: oh HONEY-
Hitaru: let's just... RIp that sword out of the rock and be on our way! Easy peasy!
Sayako: that was.. canonically not easy...
Hitaru: well, may the odds be never in our favor...
Sayako: I'm a brave girl!
*coming out and explaining her problems*
Sayako: ..... nOT A BRAVE ENOUGH GIRL FOR THIS-
Matt, in one of his moods: *puts Izzy in a trashcan*
Sayako: YAMATO ISHIDA IF YOU DONT TAKE IZZY OUT RN-
Izzy: what is your DEAL?!
Sayako: What is MY deal? um, BITCH, what is YOUR deal?
gps; while walking, it will take you 30 minutes.
Matt: 8texts: if u walk itll take you about 45 mins*
Sayako: Excuse me? I am young, bisexual,and caffeinated, I will see you in 15!
