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matt: 8helps sayako on her ukelele*
Sayako: ... {wow i love him-}
Izzy: My friend once told me, if you think you can, you're wrong.
Arlo: Is that all she said?
Izzy: she also said, quit.
Joe: do you want some water? *hands izzy a bottle*
Izzy: No. there's not enough for everyone. *throws it behind his back*
Izzy: I used to play softball, then my friend yelled "IZZY YOU SUCK-"
Mimi: Tai, where are you going-
Tai: catching a plane to nOt FuCkInG hErE-
Sora: Izzy, you're smart, right?
Izzy: Sure.
Sora: Great, this is your problem now.
Tk: How are babies made?
Kari: from a stork, right?
Izzy: ...... well when a mommy and daddy love each other very much-
Mimi: i am straight! do you hear me?! STRAIGHT!
Sora: *walks in*
Mimi: ... *mumbles* lesbian
Sayako: i kneW IT-
Izzy: Sayako, we need you to distract Etemon.
Sayako: k. hEY YOU BITCHASS ELVIS PRESLEY WANNABE- GET YOUR FAT MONKEY ASS OVER HERE- *fucking r u n s*
Izzy: .... Well. She's unique.
Hitaru: and thennnnnn we had to fight basically satan!
Hitaru's teacher: what an... interesting story, Hitaru!
Counselor: if you were a fruit, what would you be?
Sayako: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of their group--
