TRI SHORTS BABEYYYY

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-the stove is on fire-

Sayako: WE NEED AN ADULT

Coral: YOU A R E AN ADULT-

Sayako: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT, GET SORA-


Tai: Do you know why koalas aren't classified as bears?

Izzy: Because they're marsupials.

Tai:

Izzy:

Tai: *starts to leave*

Tai, mumbles under his breath: Because they're marsupials- NO, IT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE KOALAFICATION.


Tristan: Hey Jessica

Jessica: Ummm, what?

Tristan: What are you doing tonight?

Jessica: Not you, byeeeee *skates away*


Holly: There is something I want to tell you.

Holly: I... I've had to think about the future of our kingdom and family.

Holly: I've tried to picture my wedding recently.

Noelle: You'll find your true love. He's out there.

Holly: That's... That's what's the problem. I - I picture what the ice sculptures would look like. What trouble Snow would get into. Trying to keep Snow from the buffet table. What you would say as my maid of honor. What my dress would look like...

Holly: What her dress would look like.

Noelle: H-Her dress?

Noelle: Oh.

Noelle: Oh!

Noelle, rambling: I think her dress would be... like the reverse colors of yours? Of course, white is the normal color, but oh light blue just looks so good on you. Maybe you could wear light blue with silver and white accents. Oh! And her dress could be white with light blue and silver accents. Oh! Yes! And she -

Holly: You - You're okay with this?

Noelle: With my sister imagining what the most romantic, beautiful, magical wedding ever will be like? Of course!

Noelle: So is there anyone you have your eye on?

Holly: ...Yes. But I wanna wait until we're older - out of college.

Noelle: You know what this means, right? We've got to have a ball!



Sorrin: *picks Coral up*

Coral: Do I weigh anything to you?

Sorrin: Yeah, it's like picking up a couple of grapes.


Holly: Coral, I've been trying to tell you this for years. Your 'bacon allergy' is a lie your mom made up so you'd eat healthy as a kid.

Coral: No! I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff!

Coral: Bacon... 4 doughnuts... a lot of Halloween candy... not saying "thank you"...

Holly: Oh my god.


Jessica: Hey MC, do you think Maddie will like my poem?

Matt: Jessica, listen to me. I may have balls, but neither of them are crystal, so how am I supposed to know?


Tristan, as Maddison walks away: I wasn't done talking!

Maddison: Well, I'm done listening.


Savanna: I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Maiko: ... We serve FOOD and DRINKS here, Ma'am.


Maddison & Jessica: *just talking awkwardly*

Tai: Do you smell that?

Sayako: *sniffs the air* What?

Tai: The sexual tension in the air

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