Erina: *reading peacefully*
Connor: *leans on her desk* Hey, Rina. Nice hands.
Erina: thanks?
Connor: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
Coral, shoving Connor away: WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE, PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN
Tai: so you wanna be more cool than Willow, right?
Matt: Duh. I'm the og edgy emo kid.
Tai: So. I know Coral, and I can ask for a 24-hour love potion. We slip it into her drink and make her fall in love with Destiny. We watch her make a fool of herself. You look cooler than her.
Matt: You're an evil genius.
-the next day-
Matt: hey, willow. Here. *hands Willow a drink*
Willow: *drinks the whole thing* Thanks, Ishida. *walks off. she sees Destiny and she's acting normal. she hasn't changed a bit*
Tai: When is the potion supposed to set in?
Coral: Immediately. *walks off*
Some prince: The kingdom does not speak for me!
Holly: my DOG speaks more eloquently!
Mimi: Saya, you can't just hide your problems with concealer
Sayako, doing her makeup: i can fucking try
Jessica & Coral: *slam the door open: YOU TWO ARE HAVING SEX!
Sayako: *reading* ...
Matt: *writing lyrics for a song* ...
Sayako: matt, why didn't you tell me? I would've put my book down.
Sayako: Here in Math Class, we have an exclusive interview with The Mistress Of Evil herself!
Coral: *wearing a brown wig and speaking in a deeper voice, she's v good at impressions* yes yes
Sayako: Now, Tekara, gotta say it's a real honor.
Coral: thanks so much, it's truly an honor. i must say that for the record i am a huge butthead.
Sayako: You heard it here first folks! Tekara Henori is in fact, a butthead.
Mimi, getting everyone's attention in a meeting: Fives, listen up! A ten is speaking.
the sophmores: *sipping their chocolate milks*
Sayako: we really are a bad boy gang
Tai: matt, Sora, Joe! you're in charge of the sophmores! 8runs off*
Matt: since when is babysitting the sophmores my jo- oh my god that's exactly my job.
Maddison: I was wondering if you'd show me around... that is, if you're free?
Matt: She's free. she's got nothing but time on her hands. she's very available.
Jessica: Apparently, my schedule's wide open.
Teacher: Apologize.
Sayako: *long sigh before she looks at Blake* Unfuck you, I guess?
Teacher: s a y a k o -
