Tai: i am not being pinned down and kissed right now and honestly i think that is a war crime
Sayako: based on statistical evidence, I am immortal.
Matt: How so?
Sayako: I have not died yet.
Izzy: that's not how it works.
some bitch: you have to be male or female!!!!!!
Hitaru: bro relax i am literally just vibing
August: and what do we do when we feel these negative emotions?
Coral, singing hesitantly: "don't let them in, don't let them see..."
August: ... Creative, but, no.
Tai, reading the news: "ancient cheese found in egypt, but it may carry a deadly disease." Can't drink the sarcophagus juice, can't eat the tomb cheese, what even is the point of archaeology?
Izzy, reading the news: "2,000 year old butter found in irish bog."
Tai: CAN WE EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER????
Sorrin: guys idk what you guys are thinking but we have 2 out of three ingredients for a legendary grilled cheese
Izzy, reading the news: "World's oldest bread found in prehistoric site in Japan."
Sorrin & Tai in unison: GRILLED CHEESE!!!!!
Blake: idk just- what if i'm being homophobic to Noah?
Matt: you aren't.
-later-
Blake: *slams open the door to Matt's house* PLOT TWIST TURNS OUT IM JUST GAY F O R HIM
~{gen 3}~
young Akari: *singing the ABCs out of order*
Tai: YASS GIRL REMIX!!!
Blake: before I met Noah i didn't know that attraction to boys could be anything more than purely physical
Fumi: so you realized you were gay, and then became even gayer??
tristan: i think i pulled a muscle...
Triniti: you can't pull what you don't have!
Willow, promotic Math Club: Maddie, you tried the FAST life. Embrace the MATH life!
Izzy, who is also part of the club: That's a forced rhyme.
Willow: izzy, gET OFF MY DICK-
Matt: *chuckles*
Sayako: what are you laughing at, Hot Topic?
Matt: Aw, you think I'm hot. ;)
Savanna: I'm a softgirl surrounded by popular jerks...
Phoebe & Ellie: We're not jerks we're just COOL!!!!!!
