SHORTS BECAUSE IM BORED AND FUCKING DYING

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Becky: the only straight i am's a straight-up bitch


~au where sayako and matt broke up for,,, idk some fucking reason, i like angst!~

Matt: Not that I care, but.. What's up with Saya? ... S-Sayako, I mean.

Tai: She's pretending she doesn't miss you. *looks at Matt* you're pretending you don't care.

Matt: ...

Tai, laughing softly: Ego is a hell of a drug, huh?

~au over~


Tai: You girls are gonna eat your words, spit em out, AND EAT EM AGAIN!

Coral: *trying to understand* ....

Holly: *facepalms* ugh-

Sayako: That doesn't even make sense!

Tai: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?!

Sorrin & Matt: An idiot.


Hitaru: I have a boyfriend now.

Carrie: *nods encouragingly* A boyfriend?

Hitaru: *reflexitively does the peace sign*

Carrie, without a pause: TWO boyfriends?!


Catherine: imagine being naked in a room ful of people who speak another language and everyone wants to touch you. ... That is the life of a dog.


Hitaru: *is in a cheerleading costume*

Kari: oh no

Hitaru: ahem. 1, 2, 3, 4! OPEN UP THAT CLOSET DOOR! 

Kari: oh this again

Hitaru: 5, 6, 7, 8! DONT ASSUME YOUR KIDS ARE STRAIGHT! *does the splits* :D


Coral: I'm going to the store, want anything?

Holly: My enemies, dead  and out of my life

Coral: yeahhhh, i have like 10 dollars


Sayako: i am VERY laid back. I only care about 2 things. Every person and what they think of me, and the crushing psychological weight of being alive!


Sayako: I have not slept in one month and I don't plan to start now

Matt: *picks her up and sings softly*

Sayako: *fucking out like a light*


Kari: listen i might be smol and adorable bUT I WILL HECK YOU UP-

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