Tai: We shall begin your initiation into the Digidestined by drinking the blood of the chosen that came before you.
Matt: And the body of the chosen that came before you.
Cody: Wait, what?
Davis: Dude, no.
Hitaru, whispering: Don't worry, it's fruit punch and sweetbread.
Tai: Are you trying to make us look stupid?
Coral: We're not trying.
Izzy: It's just happening.
Maddison: My father used to say that good news is just bad news in disguise.
Tristan: was this BEFORE he abandoned you?
Maddison: Why yes it was
Caleb: Oh, you know what? You might wanna borrow this. *sets down a white flag on the table*
Sayako: ewwww, no one wants your dirty underwear, Caleb!
Daria: It's NOT dirty underwear. It's a white flag and you might as well starting waving it NOW, Catherine! I'm surprised Davis even lets you play on his team, considering GIRLS can't play sports!
Catherine: THE ONLY THING I'LL BE "WAVING" IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!
Tai: ... Good lord.
August: I guess you could say.. I've fallen for you *winks*
Joe: You just fell down an entire flight of stairs how are you even ALIVE??
Davis: No, not Ken! I bet underneath it all he's good!
Hitaru: Oh no, underneath it all he is pure evil!
Kari: No one's pure evil. I mean, some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.
Cody: There are plenty of people here, on this particular planet, who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside.
Kari: So they have more of a nougat-y center?
Tk: Hikari. People aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
Sage: Hey Laslow that shirt looks amazing! I bet it'd look even better on Fumi's floor!
Fumihito: did you just hit on Laslow... For me??
Sayako: *screaming at the sky*
Izzy: what the fuck are you doing??
Sayako: I'M CHALLENGING GOD
Savanna: *being a bitch*
Matt: See this? This is my "i dont care" face.
Sayako: Babe... That's your normal face.
Tristan: We were just playing around with Saya!
Savanna: It's not a problem!
Caliah: She's fine.
Holly: You fucked up a perfectly good person is what you did. Look at her. She's got issues now!