is it legal to love j e s u s yet

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Tai: We shall begin your initiation into the Digidestined by drinking the blood of the chosen that came before you.

Matt: And the body of the chosen that came before you.

Cody: Wait, what?

Davis: Dude, no.

Hitaru, whispering: Don't worry, it's fruit punch and sweetbread.


Tai: Are you trying to make us look stupid?

Coral: We're not trying.

Izzy: It's just happening.


Maddison: My father used to say that good news is just bad news in disguise.

Tristan: was this BEFORE he abandoned you?

Maddison: Why yes it was


Caleb: Oh, you know what? You might wanna borrow this. *sets down a white flag on the table*

Sayako: ewwww, no one wants your dirty underwear, Caleb!

Daria: It's NOT dirty underwear. It's a white flag and you might as well starting waving it NOW, Catherine! I'm surprised Davis even lets you play on his team, considering GIRLS can't play sports!

Catherine: THE ONLY THING I'LL BE "WAVING" IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!

Tai: ... Good lord.


August: I guess you could say.. I've fallen for you *winks*

Joe: You just fell down an entire flight of stairs how are you even ALIVE??


Davis: No, not Ken! I bet underneath it all he's good!

Hitaru: Oh no, underneath it all he is pure evil!

Kari: No one's pure evil. I mean, some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.

Cody: There are plenty of people here, on this particular planet, who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside.

Kari: So they have more of a nougat-y center?

Tk: Hikari. People aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.


Sage: Hey Laslow that shirt looks amazing! I bet it'd look even better on Fumi's floor!

Fumihito: did you just hit on Laslow... For me??


Sayako: *screaming at the sky*

Izzy: what the fuck are you doing??

Sayako: I'M CHALLENGING GOD


Savanna: *being a bitch*

Matt: See this? This is my "i dont care" face.

Sayako: Babe... That's your normal face.


Tristan: We were just playing around with Saya!

Savanna: It's not a problem!

Caliah: She's fine.

Holly: You fucked up a perfectly good person is what you did. Look at her. She's got issues now!


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