Tai: if you could switch lives with anybody in this class, who would it be?
Sayako: Becky.
Tai: why becky?
Sayako:'cause she's probably gonna die soon.
Izzy: what the fuck-
Kari: happy birthday! why do you hate your birthday?
Sayako: because everything ends up SUCKING. For example, on my first birthday, my mother gifted me my life. it was fun at first, when it was shiny and brand new, but now it fUCKING SUCKS- i wish she'd take it back!
Izzy:do you know how many people would kILL to be you?! I'd kill Benjamin to be you!
Sayako: why not fuckin' kill me to be me?!
Matt: would you ever go skydiving?
Sayako: oh, I went once. it sucked.
Matt: why?
Sayako:well, they made me wear a parachute-
Yolei: since youre so sad, you should work in like a sad place, like a funeral home.
Sayako: I'd get too jealous in a funeral home.
Yolei: Jealous of what?
Sayako: all the people dying.
Tk: if you could be any superhero character who would you wanna be?
Sayako: Spiderman's uncle?
Tk: but spiderman's uncle died-
Sayako: I know.I cry everytime i get to that part.
Tk: why-
Sayako:i wish it was me-
Sayako: now you see, the bad thing about that is that it's a puppet Sayako kaneki, you know what would be more fun?
Kari: *holding the puppet on a stick* what?
Sayako: if we hung a real human being up there-
Tk: NO-
Kari: WE ARE NOT HANGING YOU UP THERE-
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Kari: 8screaming*
*the puppet is on fire*
Sayako: See,now I'm glad i didnt do it.it wouldnt have killed me, just annoyed me.
Sora: okay, I'm gonna put you in a situation here. You're a little kid and your mom leaves you alone, you fall into a gorrilla pit.what do you do?
Sayako: wait for the gorilla to kill me.
Sora:no- okay, new situation. you're in a plane and the pilot says there will be turbulance and instructs you to fasten your seatbelt and put your head down. What do you do?
Sayako: unbuckle and stand up.
Sora: SAYAKO NO- you wanna survive in these situations!
Sayako: why
Sora: bECAUSE- sayako STOP IT youre scaring me-
Sora: okay,you're in a gorilla pit and there's a gorilla in there. whats next?
Yolei: I wait for the gorilla to kill me.
Sora: no-
Sayako: that's what i said!
*they high five*
Sora: THATS NOT-- THATS NOT G O O D -
Matt: so while we were doing chemistry, there was a small fire. Tai's like "how do we put the fire out?!" Sayako goes, "use my body, I don't need it."
Sayako:I used to be a very happy person, like 3 years ago, before i met you?
Tristan: you used to be HAPPY?!
Tristan: DId sayako used to be HAPPY?!
Matt:... when?
Sayako:NO ONE BELIEVES ME. I WAS HAPPY BEFORE YOU-
Izzy: what's wrong?
Yolei: everything!
Izzy: see, i can't tell if she's being serious when she says she's sad. Like when Sayako says she's sad, i KNOW she means it-
