Matt: how are you doing?
Sayako, a Struggling Teen: i am a festive pinata and god is the 13-year old boy who's parents just announced their divorce
Matt: . . .
Holly, to Colden: listen buddy idk who the fuck you think you are, but NOBODY tells me what the fuck to do
Ivy:
Holly: ... ONE PERSON tells me what the fuck to do
*over the phone*
Izzy: where are you we're all worried
Arlo: i have a cold. i'm fine, k?
Izzy: okay *hangs up*
Izzy: GUYS ARLO'S DYING
Tai: Started talking to yourself, Izzy?
Izzy: Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of an intelligent conversation around here when Coral's absent
Sayako: Joe you're a twink.
Joe: But August's a girl!
Sayako: You're a twink for a girl.
Erina: The sky is so big.
Conner: you know what else is big~?
Erina: my love for Jesus, Amen-
Kari: I just heard Tai say "There's no reason to act like a dick," and there's no one else in the apartment so I know he's talking to Miko.
Holly: I'm very generous, what about that time I gave blood!
Sora: Who's blood?
Holly: eh, some guy's.
Holly: Hit me.
Sora: no.
Holly: Hit me!
Sora: No!
Holly: Mimi sucks. Sorrin's a loser, You're dumb. You can't play soccer.
Sora: Holly Frost North, I know what you're doing and it isn't working.
Holly: Dammit.
Tk: I brought reinforcements.
Erina: You brought Coral?
Tk: Um... no, but I brought the next best thing.
Matt: Hey.
Erina: Matt? You brought MATT? The next best thing would have been Sora!
Matt: Normally I'd be offended, but she is freakishly strong.
Someone: *being LGBT+phobic in the cafe*
Maiko, icing cupcakes: oh. Oh absolutely not---
Tai: do you not have anything to say?
Delilah, trying to get him to fuck off: my favorite color is blood
Tai: okay-
