"nO MA BEANS"

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Holly: everyone SHUT UP *picks up phone* Hi mom.

Coral: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sayako: COME BACK TO BED

Tai: *various sex noises*

Jessica: Tell her I said hi :>

Destiny: HEY PASS THE WEED

Matt: *blasting out curse words*

Sorrin: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON

Holly: *defeated sigh*


Coral: Sometimes I think my therapist doesn't tell me anything I don't already know, but then I remember that I used to eat scrambled eggs every morning because I hated them but i hated them less than every other weekday breakfast foods. And so she said "why not eat a lunch food?" 

Coral: So i was like "explain" 

Coral: and she said "you know you're allowed to eat whatever food you want in the morning. It doesn't have to be a traditional breakfast food." 

Coral: my father's insurance pays a hundred dollars an hour per month for August to tell me I'm allowed to eat a pb&j at six in the morning


Izzy: I'm sorry, you PUNCHED Tristan?!

Destiny: well YEAH, you should've heard what he said to me!

Izzy: What'd he say?

Destiny: "what are you gonna do, punch me?"


Sorrin: do you have a pink shirt I can wear tomorrow?

Sora: no.

Mimi: yes, what shade?


Maddison, telling a story: and i was fucking--

Sayako: Oh, you were fucking?

Maddison: no, i was gonna say--

Holly: MADDISON'S BEEN FUCKING-

Sora & Joe: WHAT-

Maddison: DONT LISTEN TO THEM-


Maddison: hold on to your dignity, woman!

Destiny, about to jump off her balcony to swing onto a tree: bold of you to assume i have dignity.


Destiny: Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay.

Holly: the only thing i "rip" is a package of pasta with my gay hands.


Maddison: is he always like this when he loses?

Sayako: oh, yes. You should have been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2016.

Izzy: You bumped the table and you KNOW IT!


Aunt: so how's your "gay phase" going?

Destiny: stronger than your marriage.


matt: you don't understand okay, anime is FULL OF emotion!

Sayako: OH REALLY?! IS *does a cute anime pose* AN EMOTION?!

Matt, blushing: I-IT CAUSES THEM!


Davis, to gays in denial: i diagnose you with gay


Tristan: *breathes*

Sayako: shut up literally just shut the fuck up no one cares what you have to say stop talking stop breathing stop blinking just stop


Sayako: hey Matt! If I could rearrange the alphabet the first thing I'd do is put U and I together!

Matt: If you could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing you would do is spell S-E-X and laugh about it for hours.

Sayako: yeahhh... you got me there.


Tai: what's a queen without her king?

Holly: well, historically, better.

Matt: What's a juliet without her romeo?

Coral: um, ALIVE!


mr. Kido(who i read is a cop): *on the phone with Coral* I've got a 15-year-old boy in the back of my cop car right now. I'm taking him back to the station then I can head home.

Coral: Is he cute?

Mr. kido: Hey, my daughter wants to know if you're cute.

Sorrin: I wanna say yes, Sir.


Sayako: I told matt his phone case was heavy, to which he responded "you're heavy" as a comeback

Sayako: i shit you not, I have never heard an apology come out of someone's mouth quicker in my LIFE

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