Holly: everyone SHUT UP *picks up phone* Hi mom.
Coral: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sayako: COME BACK TO BED
Tai: *various sex noises*
Jessica: Tell her I said hi :>
Destiny: HEY PASS THE WEED
Matt: *blasting out curse words*
Sorrin: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON
Holly: *defeated sigh*
Coral: Sometimes I think my therapist doesn't tell me anything I don't already know, but then I remember that I used to eat scrambled eggs every morning because I hated them but i hated them less than every other weekday breakfast foods. And so she said "why not eat a lunch food?"
Coral: So i was like "explain"
Coral: and she said "you know you're allowed to eat whatever food you want in the morning. It doesn't have to be a traditional breakfast food."
Coral: my father's insurance pays a hundred dollars an hour per month for August to tell me I'm allowed to eat a pb&j at six in the morning
Izzy: I'm sorry, you PUNCHED Tristan?!
Destiny: well YEAH, you should've heard what he said to me!
Izzy: What'd he say?
Destiny: "what are you gonna do, punch me?"
Sorrin: do you have a pink shirt I can wear tomorrow?
Sora: no.
Mimi: yes, what shade?
Maddison, telling a story: and i was fucking--
Sayako: Oh, you were fucking?
Maddison: no, i was gonna say--
Holly: MADDISON'S BEEN FUCKING-
Sora & Joe: WHAT-
Maddison: DONT LISTEN TO THEM-
Maddison: hold on to your dignity, woman!
Destiny, about to jump off her balcony to swing onto a tree: bold of you to assume i have dignity.
Destiny: Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay.
Holly: the only thing i "rip" is a package of pasta with my gay hands.
Maddison: is he always like this when he loses?
Sayako: oh, yes. You should have been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2016.
Izzy: You bumped the table and you KNOW IT!
Aunt: so how's your "gay phase" going?
Destiny: stronger than your marriage.
matt: you don't understand okay, anime is FULL OF emotion!
Sayako: OH REALLY?! IS *does a cute anime pose* AN EMOTION?!
Matt, blushing: I-IT CAUSES THEM!
Davis, to gays in denial: i diagnose you with gay
Tristan: *breathes*
Sayako: shut up literally just shut the fuck up no one cares what you have to say stop talking stop breathing stop blinking just stop
Sayako: hey Matt! If I could rearrange the alphabet the first thing I'd do is put U and I together!
Matt: If you could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing you would do is spell S-E-X and laugh about it for hours.
Sayako: yeahhh... you got me there.
Tai: what's a queen without her king?
Holly: well, historically, better.
Matt: What's a juliet without her romeo?
Coral: um, ALIVE!
mr. Kido(who i read is a cop): *on the phone with Coral* I've got a 15-year-old boy in the back of my cop car right now. I'm taking him back to the station then I can head home.
Coral: Is he cute?
Mr. kido: Hey, my daughter wants to know if you're cute.
Sorrin: I wanna say yes, Sir.
Sayako: I told matt his phone case was heavy, to which he responded "you're heavy" as a comeback
Sayako: i shit you not, I have never heard an apology come out of someone's mouth quicker in my LIFE
