WARNING: some of these shorts include feminism/common fucking sense. if you are of the mindset that women owe you sex or are inferior to men, this chapter ain't for you. also, please seek help, because that mindset is fucking disgusting.
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Caleb: Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Catherine: Female OPPRESSION is having to claim physical pain because men won't take a simple fucking NO for an answer.
Sayako: Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
Tai: OOOO FUCKING OWNED YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOURE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER UP THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS
Izzy: i am Mature
also izzy: i must align my feet with the tiles or else i shall d i e
Coral: okay, so scooby doo. Scooby said "ruh-roh", shaggy said "zoinks", Velma said "jinkies", and Daphne said "Jeepers". What did Fred say???
Sorrin: fred says fuck-
Coral: HE DID NOT-
James: *yelling at taru*
Hitaru, speaking calmly: If you wanna leave, I'll hold the door wide open for ya.
Colden: you just have TRUST ISSUES!
Holly: No, I don't. I have "I've seen this before and I know how it ends" issues.
Izzy: can you guys be quiet for 5 seconds?
Erina & Kaito: our record is 3.
Mia & Caleb: *spreading rumors about Delilah*
Mimi: do you need to be bitch slapped-
new kid: *being homophobic and messing w delilah*
Izzy: lemme get this bitch pronouns so i can cuss they ass out
Miyu: *finally snaps at her friend group about how they treat her badly*
Mia: what?
Ellie: I don't understand-
Miyu: no, I DON'T understand! You guys act like you want me to be your friend, but then you treat me like GARBAGE!
Caleb: No we don't!
Miyu: YEAH, you do! And I'm done. Go fuck yourselves. *grabs her bag and storms away*
Mia: yknow what's sad?
Delilah, doing Mia & Caleb's math homework: what?
Mia: not even ALLISTER wants to be friends with you.
Caleb: not even the most loser-ish of any loser group wants to talk to you.
Mia: if that's not sad, I dunno what is.
Delilah: ... *grips her pencil more tightly as she tries not to break down* .....
Joe: *running to the college*
Tai: GET THAT EDUCATION BRUH, GET THAT EDUCATION BRUH--
some post: "love finds you."
Saki: well does this bitch need my address then???
Holly: bitches be saying "im a pescatarian" like,, bitch me too?? we all be walking down the street sometimes
James: *motions to Maiho* Does he make you laugh like I did?
Hitaru: {when did you make me laugh tf-} he doesn't make me cry like you did, that's for sure.
Hitaru, shopping: do you want chips?
Davis, on the other side of the aisle: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
Hitaru: davis i stg-
Delilah: *staring off into space* ....
Tai: what's with the concerned look, Delia?
Delilah: sometimes I look at people and think... "REALLY?! THATS THE SPERM THAT WON?!"
Tai: *chokes on his orange juice*
Caleb: *exist*
Mia: *also exist*
Mimi: disgusting.
Mimi: please act human
~S1~
Matt: *sitting and holding saya's hand*
Hitaru: why are you here
-like 5 minutes later-
Matt: *kisses saya on the cheek*
Hitaru: l e a v e -
Holly: Between me, Saya, Coral, Tai, Izzy, and Sorrin, who would you punch?
Matt: none of them! They're all my friends.
Holly:
Matt:
Holly: Tai?
Matt: yeah, but I don't know why.
