Willow: *wears boots that just have straps and buckles instead of laces*
Tristan: Pffft, do you not know how to tie your shoes?
Willow, who def. knows how but just feels like messing w/ him: I can't tie my shoes but i can fuck your bitch-
Maddison: *leaves the popular kids*
Willow, who's just there to taunt the popular kids: She's leaving! Just like my DAD!
Coral: *has been in the bathroom for like 30 minutes due to not wanting to come out because of humiliation*
Willow: *knocks on the door rapidly* YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE A VERY LONG TIME, YOU ARE EITHER DOING DRUGS OR ARE VERY CONSTIPATED FROM USING DRUGS-
Willow, trying to promote the mathletes bc her older sister runs the club: Maddie, you tried the FAST life. Embrace the MATH life!
Some kid: That's a forced rhyme.
Willow: mARWAN GET OFF MY D I C K -
Willow, 20 mins late to class: *slams open the door* WILLOW MAKES AN ENTRANCE-
