you have been, as a cool kid would say, MEE-MEE'D ON!

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Holly: why are you always clinging to me

Coral, in a fully serious tone: I am slowly draining your life force

Holly: w h A t -

Coral, laughing: I'm kidding! I promise--


Tai: GUYS! I have good news!

Izzy: You're passing all your classes?

Tai: I said good news, not a miracle.


Sayako: *talking to matt*

Maddison: *walks over to them* You know she likes you, right? *smirks*

Matt: Well I sure hope so, or else this would be super fucking awkward.


Gabriel: so are you seeing anyone?

Holly: not unless everyone gets really cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly


~{S1}~

Sayako: dONT MAKE ME GO TO CAMP PLEASE- I WILL DO ANYTHING-

Hitaru: is it time to go yet? can we leave? I'm all packed! can we go to camp now?

Maiko: Daichi please take Taru while I get Sayako up


Kari: Where's Davis?

Hitaru: Don't worry. I've got this.

Hitaru: *inhales deeply*

Hitaru: TAKERU TAKAISHI IS STRAIGHT!

Davis: BULLSHIT, IVE GOT THE TEXTS TO PROVE IT

Hitaru: Found him!


Sayako: I filter spam calls very specifically. 

Sayako: If someone calls me, it's spam. I answer to no one.

Sayako: EXCEPT

Sayako: My friends

Sayako: oh, and my friends. oh, and my boyfriend.

Sayako: AND ALSO

Sayako: my mommy


Murderer: im gonna kill you

Sayako: yeah lemme ask my boyfriend

Murderer: you don't have a choice-

Sayako: Matt said no


Maiko: how would you like your coffee?

Matt, sitting in a s tool at the bar of the cafe: as dark and bitter as my soul.

Maiko: One glass of milk coming right up then.



Holly: it's times like these that I wish I listened to Joe or Sora.

Sayako: why? What'd they say?

Holly: I dunno, I wasn't listening!


tristan:  Doll, i wanna be the sun in your life.

Holly: Perfect. Truly?

Tristan: 100%.

Holly: Then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me!

Catherine: Holly!

Becky: damn, not bad.


Joe: *walks into a tailor shop with Coral* I need a dress.

Kace: Cool, what size are you?

Joe: uh, it's for her. Not me.

Kace: Hey, I'm not here to judge.

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