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Isaiah: *flirts with mimi*

Sora; ah yes well if you'll excuse me I will just- commit a fucking crime


Matt: i ate the last of saya's candy. how long do you think i'll live?

Sayako: *behind him* >:<

Izzy: 10

Matt: 10 what?!

Izzy: 9...

Sayako: *tackles him* D:<


Caleb: god, I think i pulled a muscle...

Catherine: you can't pull what you don't have!


Jessica: You know, one day there will come a day when you have the chance to do the right thing.

Jason: I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by.


Tai: *shows up to school in a dress, heels, makeup, & jewelery* 

Caleb: ew

Isaiah: what the fuck?

Tai: WHERE IS IT WRITTEN IN THIS ONE-SIDED SOCIETY-

Izzy: tai b r e a t h e

Tai: * I N H A L E* THAT A MAN, CANNOT BE BEAUTIFUL!


Sayako: Life is weird.

Coral: yeah...

Tai: that's because you guys do weird shit all the time!

Sayako: We weren't complaining!


Hitaru: *helping maiko at the cafe*

A group of boys: but seriously, are you a girl or a boy?

Hitaru, growing more scared by the second: i... um....

Maiko, leaning over and smiling gently, though her eyes are filled with rage: Order something, or get out.

the boys : o_o"


Isaiah: Are you taken?

Miyu: Yes.

Miyu: Taken for granted.


Smol Davis: It's horrible!! They killed a dragon! :<

Shiori: who killed a dragon?!

Smol Davis: a knight in shining armor :<<

Maika: I can't believe anyone would kill a dragon.

Shiori, picking up Davis: The poor, defenseless dragon!


Matt: ,,, I lost Saya.

Coral: how did you LOSE her?!

Matt: Give me a BREAK, she's like 2 feet tall!


Ellie: I have the sharpest memory EVER. name one time I forgot something!

Miyu: You left me at Calm cafe last week..

Ellie: Oh, I did that on purpose.


Tai: what, you wanted to me to say NO to that face? I can't say no tho that face! go ahead. TRY to say no to that face!

Coral: :3

Matt: ....

Tai: yeah that's what I fuckin thought


~S1~

Hitaru: *making little dolls out of sticks & leaves*

Matt: Whatcha doing?

Hitaru: Dolls. This one's Matt -you-, his arms are crossed because all the other digi-dolls are annoying him all the time.

Matt, getting choked up: I love it.

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