Maddison: You need to start worrying about your own body. When was the last time you had a carrot?
Sayako: Well it's my least favorite type of cake, so,,, rarely. If i absolutely have to, I'll just eat the frosting.
Sayako: *referring to tristan* and this is my family friend twice removed
Daichi: saya we have been over this, thats not how--
Sayako: I've tried to remove him twice and yet he's still here
some kid: you're so cute when you're shy ;)
Coral: first of all i have anxiety
Sayako: yeeted.
Holly: Yote.
Sayako: YEETED!
Holly: YOTE!
Izzy: OKAY! *massages temples* I just want to know who the FUCK threw Tristan from the 3rd floor.
Andy: wait so Coral's pan?
Matt: yup
Andy: whats that?
Matt: basically she'll date anyone
Andy: she'd date me?
Sayako: ew no she has standards still!
Tai: ah fuck
Kari: what?
Tai: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can't punch a girl!
Kari: I'd let yo-
Tai: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
Holly, sad: are my ideas bad?
Izzy: Your ideas are amazing! Super creative! they just... tend to have horrible results.
Sayako, drinking water: does everyone see this? I'm the healthiest person alive. This is self-care. I have never felt better in my life, i feel more in-tune with my body's needs, physically and emotionally. This is life.
Fumihito: You just cussed for 10 minutes because you dropped your bowl of lucky charms
Sora: we thought you were gonna cry
Sayako: I love you guys but, shut up
Coral: I got a polaroid yesterday
Davis: isn't that a disease???
Coral: no??
Davis: oh...
Coral: do you mean polio
Sayako, laying on her bed: it sucks, doesn't it?
Tai, who's there with the seniors for moral support: what?
Sayako: Feeling like you're not good enough.
James: *cheats on Hitaru, posts about it on social media and tries to ruin Hitaru's life both socially and in general*
James, upon seeing Sayako come towards him after the fact: clearly she is here to support me thank god
Kari: If Coral wasn't beautiful, would you still love her?
Sorrin: She's beautiful? *looks at Coral and smiles* oh yeah. I never really noticed.
Mimi: You remind me of mac n cheese.
Sora: How so?
Mimi: I love mac n cheese.
Sayako: he made Coral cry!
Matt: Coral always cries.
Coral, on the verge of tears: t-that's not true!
Holly: I'm not ready to be a parent I can't even raise a spider how do you expect me to kill a child?
Izzy: Are you sure you worded that correctly?
tai: Would you date a guy shorter than you?
Holly: No.
Matt: Damn, that's shallow.
Holly: I'm a lesbian.
~{this is probably the canon way that Matt & Saya confessed}~
(issa long boye)
Matt: So you don't make fun of me because you like me?
Saya: I'm just gonna watch this fire.
Matt: Sayako, why do you make fun of me?
Saya: Because you're easy to make fun of!
Matt: Okay, then stop!
Saya: Because you're too tall. Because you're an emo.
Matt: Would you stop?
Saya: Look, if I had feelings for you, don't you think I'd just come right out and say it? Well, I don't, so what I do say is "Emo, asshole, loser, rejected boy-band singer-"
[Matt holds Sayako's face and leans in to kiss her]
Saya: *whispering* Why did you do that?
Matt: I don't know, I just wanted you to stop!
Saya: You couldn't think of another way to stop me?
Matt: Not at the time, no! I'm sorry?
Saya, smiling almost sadly: You don't have to be sorry, Matt. Of course I like you.
Maddison: 8leaning against the lockers while talking to Holly*
Holly, in a sweet voice: I loathe you.
