"sayako no"

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Matt: Izzy, it's just a party.

Izzy: And Hell is just a sauna!


Holly: I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no man.

Holly: ... Because I actually need my girlfriend.

Holly: babe pls help me im scared


Tai: Coral, you think every liquid is a sauce.

Coral: Untrue!

Tai: yeah, what's this? *holds up milk*

Coral: cereal sauce

Tai: And this? *holds up laundry detergent*

Coral: Laundry sauce!


Sayako: most people think Coral is fragile like a flower. But she's not.

Tai: she isn't?

Sayako: She's fragile like a bomb. 


Jessica: how are babies made?

Izzy: she's too innocent. Someone tell her about the stork.

Davis: so basically your mom fucked a stork--


Izzy: the other day one of my counselors called me to ask about me and after i hung out my aunt asked "was that the LGBT community?" as if the entire lgbt community would call me, a simple trans

Tai: The LGBT community is the world's biggest groupchat


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Matt: *sits next to Holly* what's up? You look stressed.

Holly: ... I think I like girls...


Tristan: Periods are gross.

Matt: guys who get grossed out by periods are gross. Bet your mom was praying to get hers but got you instead, tragic


Sayako: you call it a near-death experience...

Sayako, grinning: I call it a vibe check from god.

Joe: sayako you were PUSHED OFF OF A CLIFF. THAT IS DEADLY.

Sayako: God was vibe checking


Holly: so before Ivy and I started dating, she asked me how i felt about pet names. To which I replied, "Well ya gotta call 'em something"

Holly: The fact that I am in a relationship with this woman shows just how patient she is.


Izzy: hi my name's Izzy

Izzy's unsupportive aunt: no she's not her name is [deadname]

Bree, the family friend: hi Izzy, what are your pronouns?

Bad aunt: *surprised pikachu face*


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