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Catherine: can you at least TRY to take this seriously?!

Caleb: Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby.

Catherine: Was that you trying to be sexist, or racist?!

Caleb: Whatever pisses you off more. *grins*


Yolei: You ever look at the sun and think "wow... what if it like, explodes, and like, it sets us all on fire, or like it- it kills us all, and we're just dead forever"?

Hitaru, eating animal crackers: No, that is literally the most terrifying thing I've ever heard. Do you think that often? that's frightening.


Holly, explaining to her therapist about her Father: I asked my mom out to dinner, and my father found out, and asked what that's about, but Father likes to shout really loud. Loud enough to knock the lamps and dressers to the ground, in my memory....


Jacob: You know, Losers should sit down and know their place/

Delilah: Exactly. So SIT DOWN.


Mia, wearing a black wig: awwww, I'm Miyu! and i'm a piece of sHIT-

Mia: I'm an anorexic wannabe! I wanna be just like MIA!

Miyu: ...

Mia: *throws the wig on the ground* 

Miyu: :<


Sayako: my motto is, if you fall down, stay down. There's no point in getting up.

Tai: o_o"

Sayako: My mom's boyfriend used to say, if you think you can, you're wrong.

Izzy: is that all he said??

Sayako: he also said, quit.

Coral: are you thirsty? *hands her a bottle of water*

Sayako: No. There's not enough for everyone. *throws the bottle behind her* I used to play Softball. Then my mom's boyfriend's son gave me some great advice. He yelled, "Saya, you SUCK-"


Isaiah, to August: take off your shirt~

Jessica: *smacks* wHERE'S YOUR MOTHER--


Izzy: What Isaiah does its basically cognitive distortions.

Hitaru: Coginez disportions.

Izzy:... No. Cognitive distortions.

Hitaru: Hagendaz dispertions.

Izzy: Getting farther away. Cognitive distortions.

Hitaru: I dunno what that means.

Izzy: it's where you think things are different than they actually are.

Hitaru: ohhh, like imaginary!

Izzy: Yes, but bad imaginary.

Hitaru: *gasps* Noooooo!! :<


Isaiah, trying to get Delilah to talk about tekara: *basically pinning Delilah to the wall* You're gonna tell us EVERYTHING we want to know.

Delilah: alright, alright! You're gonna go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called viagra, and it's gonna help you to go fUCK YOURSELF!


Jessica, walking into the kitchen: okay, just gonna make myself some toast- ... wHO PUT THE TOASTER OVEN ON SIX?! I mean, that's not even GOOD TOAST! four is good toast, five is BURNT toast, but SIX?!...... WHAT WERE YOU CREMATING IN THE TOASTER OVEN?!

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