i think i found my BERRIES

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Mimi: Destiny's at that age where she only has one thing on her mind.

Mrs. tachikawa: Aw, boys?

Destiny: Death.


izzy: if you had one week to live, what would you do?

Sayako: Probably go somewhere cool.

Tai: Spend it with my family.

Hitaru: .....

Hitaru: I have to wait a week?... :<


Sayako: Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you. ;3

Matt: .... I'm calling a therapist.

Sayako: wait no--


Mr. ishida: Jess, why is your spanish test on the ceiling?

Jessica: You told me to get my grade up.


Mimi: Where's the sophmores?

Matt: Probably off somewhere disappointing Jesus.


Holly: *eating candy*

Coral: You've had 20 pieces of candy. that can't be healthy.

Holly: Watch me get diabetes and die, then.

Coral: You leave me no choice. I'm telling your dad.

Holly: PFFFT- see if i care.

Coral: fine. CEEEDDDRRRIIIIICCCCC-

Holly: WAIT NO-


~{Next gen}~

August: so what did you learn at school today?

Summer: learned 'bout dragons.

Joe: Your class learned about dragons?

Summer: /I/ learned about dragons... Dunno what everyone else was doing.


Izzy: Nothing is free.

Mimi: love is free!

Coral: Friendship is free!

Sayako: Sleep is free.

Yolei: Knowledge is free.

Hitaru: Air is free!

Tai: Everything is free if you take it without asking.


Jessica: Maybe if Tristan was a little nicer he'd be tolerable.

Coral: As far as I'm concerned, Tristan is a war criminal.


Tristan: Fight me on ps4. Oh wait, you don't HAVE a ps4.

Izzy: Fight me in real life. Oh. Wait, you don't HAVE a real life.


Sora: You know what your problem is? You're really cute so no one ever told you to shut up.

Mimi: You think I'm cute?

Sora: ... Shut up.


Tai: Who do you even /like/, coral?

Coral: no one.

Sayako: that's a really weird way to pronounce "Sorrin"


Hitaru: once in 5th grade I a kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless so i was so confused i said "jeremy youve been to my house"


Holly: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco


Hitaru, barely holding back tears: Honestly this is fine. I am completely unaffected right now, as we speak.


Sayako: anxiety is just conspiracy theories about yourself

Coral: oh my


Matt: *is in barnes and noble*

some kid: hey, where's the manga section?

Matt: oh, it's over there. *points to where it is* ... But I don't work here.

Kid: I know. You just look like someone who would know. *walks off*

Matt: ... o u c h .


Catherine: it's whats on the inside that counts.

Becky: Really? Give me an example.

Catherine: Refrigerator.

Becky: ohhhhh. makes sense.

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