Ubër

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Back at it!

Tony: kid, I told you to get an Ubër

Peter: you said to get a ride

Clint: we're not riding this are we?

Steve: where do you even find this?

Natasha: what the hell, Stark.

Tony: don't blame me- hey, kid out of that!

Peter: Mister Thanos take me to my mission

Thanos: *drives a purple helicopter with the pink words "Thanos-Copter" on the side towards the mission*

Clint: Well, how the hell do we get to the mission?

Iron Man, Falcon, War Machine, Scarlet Witch, Captain America, Black Widow: I have a ride *all leave either by flying or motorcycle*

Clint: well, shit. Maybe I can binge a few movies on Netflix while they're gone

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