Peter: *casually eating spaghetti*
Steve: what are you doing with my shield!?!?!?
Peter: *swallows* eating food on it *eats more*
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Steve: *holding his wet shield* who put my shield in the dishwasher?
Tony: the same person who ate off of it
Peter: how else do you clean off a dinner plate?
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Spider-Son One Shots
Fanfiction98.99999999999999999% angst, but 100% of Spider-Man goodness. I don't own Marvel. I don't own these characters. I own the plots and storylines. I will have spoilers for all Marvel movies. Comments are 100% welcomed. Have fun, and grab that tis...
