More Avengers Group Chat!

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FarFromSpiderman you got three wishes, Mister Far-From-Spidermam, and you ain't never had a friend like me!

** Continuation of Avengers Group Chat but happier**

Peter: if im not being a bother, can someone tell me when i should come over
Tony: happyll pick you up Underoos
Steve: what are "underoos"?
Bucky: and can SOMEONE explain the tea
Thor: I THINK "underoos" IS A "slang term" AND THAT TEA BUSINESS IS FOR NERDS
Clint: sure lets say that...
Nat: clint, are you in the vents again?
Clint: no lets not say that...
Peter: oh I love standing on the roof. It's calming but i think that's my spider DNA
Bruce: so you have to put the suit on to calm yourself?
Peter: no i stick by myself. Although i do use Spider-Man as an outlet for my emotions works better than that therapist did
Wanda: no don't go there
Nat: do you want us to come drag you out of that
Peter: no no im good 😊
Thor: WHY IS THERE A LITTLE FACE BESIDE THE WORDS SPOKEN BY THE MAN OF SPIDERS?!
Clint: its an emoji
Thor: WHY IS THERE AN "emoji" BESIDE THE WORDS SPOKEN BY THE MAN OF SPIDERS!?
Wanda: im not explaining
Bruce: thor, steve, bucky come down to the lab so i can explain this stuff
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Tony: well thats gonna be funny ima watch
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Peter: Miss Romanoff, can i ask a question?
Nat: ... I'm already used to them so sure
Peter: do you ever wish no one knew your identity? Do you ever wish the world didn't have a clue as to who you were? Do you ever regret showing your identity?
Nat: original questions, Baby Spider, sometimes i do, but i won't regret the choice i made to be a hero.
Peter: original answer, Mama Spider
Nat: 😊
Peter: well i gotta go
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