Victorious Preferences [COMPLETED]

In A Pickle Pt.1 (Jade X Reader Oneshot)

Requested by @papijauregui about in Yerba a protective Jade is coming for you... but not to kill you, just sling her arm round you to show everyone that you are hers 😁 sorry it's been longer than usual, again a lot's been happening.

Another bomb sounds somewhere near you and the girls' room and you all squeal and huddle together in your impossibly small bed - apart from Jade beside you, sleeping as calmly and deeply as if she were in an aquarium.

"How is your girlfriend doing that?!" Tori hisses, baffled, and you shrug before another assortment of gunshots are loudly fired and you all scream. At that Jade rolls over and, seemingly knowing you're scared stiff, slings her arm round your waist and pulls you into a spoon. Wrapped into your girlfriend's body you start to feel safer, and you close your eyes and focus on Jade's soft breath in your ear and the feel of her arm firmly round you to make you go slowly to sleep.

In fact, you fall into such a deep sleep together that the both of you don't hear or notice when a Yerbanian prisoner is thrown into then chased around the room, or when Tori, Cat, Robbie and Trina scream and run out of the room.

But you do notice a little while later, a small something landing lightly on your side. Thinking it Jade moving to get closer to you, you turn onto your back and open your eyes... to come face to face with a lizard who stares at you and slowly crawls up your chest. Your chest rises up considerably then deflates as you yell:

"JADE!"

At the sound of her partner's distress Jade wakes up, squints her eyes a little, then focuses properly on the lizard now crawling toward your face.
Swift as a gazelle she leans toward you and bites down hard on the lizard's head, almost severing it and thus killing it instantly.
She leans up on her elbows as you stare at her then at the now dead lizard on your chest, sprawled across both your boobs with its neck snapped.

You look up at Jade again.
"You could have just thrown it out the window."
She shrugs noncommittally. "Then it wouldn't have been a really cool tale about how I killed a lizard by nearly eating it."

Then, looking round the room, you both realise that nobody else is there. Jade gets out of the side of the bed and offers a hand to you which you take and help get out of the bed with, and you hold hands whilst walking out the door.

"Ooh, wait!" Jade lets go and heads back to the bed, then picks up the dead lizard and holds it by the middle as she takes hold of your hand again. You shake your head in amusement and the two of you walk to the lobby of the 'hotel.'

All of your friends are already in the lobby, including André who looks strangely ill and has a huge lump growing out of his neck. As Jade tells the girls about the lizard you go up to your painfully dizzy friend and poke the lump gently with your forefinger.

"Does that hurt? Can you even feel it?"

"Uuuumnnnngggahaaammmn!" is his reply, and your eyebrows raise at Beck who raises his hands in defeat and admits he has no idea what to do.

Suddenly, an alarm goes off!
Everybody including you (even Jade) screams or gasps and hits the ground, scared of being captured or hurt. Yerbanian soldiers started charging through the front door and, as you were the closest to the door, catch your arm with a vice-like grip.

You struggle against the grubby grease-stained man. "Let me go!"
Jade hears you and is instantly up off the floor and by your side wrestling with the soldier who has your arm. As she manages to pull him off you, Tori asks the manager of the 'hotel,'
"So, what song should we do tomorrow night?"