Victorious Preferences [COMPLETED]

If They All Lived Together

Tori: would wind Jade up by being clueless and flirting with Beck whilst clipping her toenails over the kitchen sink. Who says that sisters aren't alike: Trina shaves her pits somewhere she shouldn't (the car), and Tori clips her nails somewhere she shouldn't!

Jade: would kill Tori when everybody's asleep and rent a boat cash-in-hand out to international waters to dump the body, then get back just in time to fake that she was out jogging when Tori 'mysteriously vanished.' When asked about it, she merely shrugs and looks wide-eyed - she may go to prison for murder, but it won't stop her from becoming a famous actress.

André: would make lighthearted bouncy music to cheer everyone up until everybody moans at him to stop and hits him with his sheafs of notepaper, to which he would retort that even his grandma doesn't make this much commotion.

Beck: would constantly try to block out everything going to chaos by humming the Mii Channel Theme all the time. When everything gets super duper stressy, the music ramps up to where it plays without any pauses at all, so his head constantly feels anxious and panicked (because I've heard the Mii Channel Theme without pauses before and, you guys, it really sped my heart up).

Robbie: would try to pick up the courage every day to ask Cat out. Unfortunately, every day would entail Cat being in her own little world and Robbie clinging onto that world by his fingernails, too nervous and scared of what lies in that world of Bibble and red hair dye to move at all.

Cat: would play with her imaginary friends, talking to and dancing with them until everybody - even Robbie - pleads with her to stop. Because even though she's minding her own business and it seems that she's not hurting anybody being by herself, in reality Cat spends almost every hour of every day skipping around everyone (who are already stressed, mind you) and singing at the top of her lungs in her whispery voice to the point of peer irritation.

Bonus - Sikowitz: all in all, you're concerned for the nephew who stays with your teacher's wellbeing. Sikowitz is loud, erratic, and everywhere. And I mean everywhere. He doesn't seem to even sleep, so when you wake up he's already in the kitchen banging pots together and wondering aloud about how to make so-and-so. When you're trying to keep Jade and Tori apart lest one kill the other, he does help but then soon wanders off to see what's on telly. He seems to be the only one who is awake when Jade actually does kill Tori, but doesn't even notice because he's got headphones on looking in the fridge for the olives he bought that had expired.

Bonus Bonus - Sinjin: right off the bat acts really weirdly and gets locked out of the house. He watches fornlornly at everybody watching telly and eating chips and dip from the tent that's been made up for him in the garden. And you know what the saddest thing about it is? He was the only one who actually properly saw Jade kill Tori in the middle of the night, but due to the locked glass doors nobody could hear him slamming on the windows.

If we can take anything away from this, it's that you shouldn't go to sleep when Tori and Jade are in the same vicinity together.