Weed

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Cat: wouldn't realise it's drugs and take the whole thing, no matter what form it's in, and then get super high. Like, dancing in the street alone high. You have to run after her when she wanders into town alone with her portable speaker, the only person quicker than her, and catch her before she goes too far. Unfortunately, because she had also drunk a lot thinking it was the coloured medicine she gives her brother, she's also disoriented and so accidentally dropped her speaker on the floor instead of into your capable hands. Normally being around Cat is like babysitting, but drunk and high Catsitting is a whole other nightmare; next time you'll just fib and tell her there's no party.

Robbie: the poster child for 'Just Say No.' Refuses everything you offer him and even stands a few feet away when you're smoking the joint. You can see it's mainly because he's scared of what might happen when he's high: he might confess his crush to Cat, though you doubt in her state she'd remember it; he might get out Rex and make his puppet do a little dance in front of these people he's never met before; he might wander off alone and get the munchies and walk into some stranger's house looking for food then be arrested for intruding. A lighter in your hand poised for sparking, you give him an odd look and reassure him that that idea is the most far-fetched thing you have heard.

Beck: the Dad friend who takes care of you when you're high. Bless him, he makes sure you don't wander off, sends the fastest person he knows after Cat when she starts walking into town, reassures Robbie that he doesn't have to take anything and there's no peer pressure, and checks everyone's okay. They are all okay, because you're all taking weed responsibly, but nevertheless he worries. Bless him.

Jade: does it all. She's not an expert, but she's pretty good at it. The only thing you're worried about is when she goes to sleep the night at a stranger's place - the next morning, however, she pops up on the door informing you she has had to do the walk of shame. Judging by the sullen and embarrassed look on her face, you're guessing she's not going to be trying that again.

André: expert, although alert at all times. Nobody knows how or why he's the expert at weed, nor does he look or act like people who are usually good at weed - but he's still there, teaching people how to roll a joint and to breathe in and out at correct times. As you go over to him, smoking one yourself, you ask how he knows so much about weed. André makes the two of you slink off to where nobody else can hear, and tells you his grandma used to smoke it a lot and so he learned by watching her. Over and over again, it seems to you that his grandmother should not be looking after any child under eighteen.

Tori: tries it to look cool but can't really master it. Ends up coughing a lot and people step away from her lest she have something infectious. It also distorts her voice, making it much deeper than usual, so whenever Cat plays music on the portable speaker Tori can't sing properly. Obviously, this takes a lot out of her, and she storms off back to her place early out of frustration.

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