𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒, 𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒

~Birthday breakfast~

It was Saturday morning, today was Blake's birthday. I felt like being nice so, I woke up early and made my way downstairs. I started to make breakfast, nice thick, fluffy pancakes with some bacon and eggs on the side. I knew that this was Blake's favourite. I placed some strawberries, chocolate, sugar, honey and maple syrup on the tray for Blake to put on his breakfast, once I was satisfied, I picked up the tray and made my way upstairs.

I, being my skilful self, managed to open the door with my elbow. I carefully placed the tray on his bedside table before getting a great idea. I went downstairs and grabbed the whipped cream. I went back upstairs with a smirk, I sprayed whipped cream on my hand before quietly walking towards a sleeping Blake.

Slap.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!!" I shouted as the whipped cream went all over Blake's face, he jolted up in his bed, panicking as he started to hit me with his pillow. I was clutching my stomach, laughing my ass off as Blake hit me with the pillow, cursing under his breath. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!! I BROUGHT YOU BREAKFAST!!" I shouted back, Blake stopped hitting me, freezing as I mentioned breakfast. "Food?! Where?!"

"Right there! Pancakes, bacon and eggs! Some toppings too!!" I said, Blake shot up, rushing to the tray on his bedside table. He started to eat as he sat down on his bed, not caring about the whipped cream on his face and me laughing my ass off still. "I also got you a birthday present." I said, Blake looked at me confused. "Turn your playstation on."

Blake turned his tv on before switching on the PlayStation, after a few seconds, the screen lit up with the Call of Duty loading screen, but it was the newest game. "YOU GOT ME CALL OF DUTY?!?!"

"Happy birthday bitch." I said with a smile, Blake ran over and pulled me into a hug, something I didn't expect. "So, how does it feel to be 17?"

"Currently, I'm loving the food I'm getting and the game, but I feel the same honestly." Blake said as he scoffed down the food I had made. "Well, I'm glad that you like breakfast, but I have to go get ready for camping." I said with a smile, Blake looked at me confused. "Camping?"

"Felicity and I are going camping tonight through tomorrow." I said, right as the words left my mouth, Blake smirked. "You two better be in seperate tents then, we wouldn't want little Cooper's running around."

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" I shouted, covering my face as I felt myself blush. "We aren't even fucking dating!" I said, Blake only shook his head in return. "You can't deny it Cooper, you like the girl."

No, I love her. I thought, but I held that in as I chuckled. "I gotta go get ready now." I said as I stood up, Blake waved goodbye as he ate more of the pancakes.

I walked into my bedroom and pulled out my duffle bag, I started placing some clothes in it, some towels and a few toiletries too. I threw in a few extra things before slinging my back over my shoulder and walking downstairs.

I placed the bag down by the door before heading into the kitchen, I started to make myself some breakfast, some bacon and eggs. I heard the front door open, I turned my head and saw Felicity walk in with her own duffel bag.

"Good morning Licity." I said warmly, she smiled as she saw me. "Morning Coop." She said, she pulled something out of her back, a wrapped box. "Where's Blake?"

"In his bedroom scoffing down some breakfast I made him." Felicity let out a little chuckle, she made her way upstairs. After a few minutes, Felicity came back downstairs. "What did you get him?"

"A new hoodie he had wanted."

"A hoodie? I feel like you pay more attention than I do!" I said with a chuckle, Felicity just shook her head in response, a smile on her face nonetheless. "Well, it's hard not to listen when they are all so loud."

"Who are loud?" Blake asked as he, his three brothers, mom and Harrison walked in. "You guys, you're all loud as hell." I said, turning back to my breakfast. "Felicity would you like some?"

"I've already eaten thank you." I looked at her with an eyebrow raised, wondering if she had actually eaten or was just being modest. "A drink?"

"Soda?" I gave Felicity a smile as I walked over to the fridge, I got a soda can and handed it to Felicity. She smiled as she opened it, taking a large sip. "Thirsty much?" I asked with a chuckle, she just looked at me with an eyebrow raised. "It wasn't a dirty joke." I said, putting my hands in the air.

"Oh! Have you got everything for tonight?"

"Yea!"

"Does that include some clothes, pyjamas, underwear, a towel, some snacks- Oh and we can't forget swimsuit can we? Don't want you swimming around in your underwear again right?" I asked, a small smirk on my face as I saw Felicity blush. Everyone's heads snapped up, staring at Felicity and I with wide eyes.

"I beg your pardon?!" Mom shouted, only causing me to laugh in return. I turned to see Felicity holding her face in her hands, making me laugh even more. What I did not expect was for her to move her hands, glare at me with pure hatred and then smack me...

Or rather really painfully sack tap me...

Basically she punched my dick.

My laughing stopped as I hunched over, letting out a groan as my lower regain hurt. I heard Harrison take in a sharp breath, obviously knowing how I felt. "I was only... joking... why did... you have to... hit me... so... damn... hard?!" I said through groans, I heard Felicity let out a laugh. "That's what you get for embarrassing me!" She said, I just let out another groan.

"So... mind telling me why you've seen Felicity in her underwear?" Mom asked, sending me a look that said 'Tell-me-right-now-or-I-will-literally-kill-you', let me tell you that it's a scary look... "Well dearest mother, allow me to regain the small dignity I have-" I said as I stood up, the pain I felt finally seasing. "Okay... so you know how I went camping with Felicity that night?" I said, aiming it more at my stepbrothers, they all nodded their heads so I continued.

"Basically, there was a small lake, I had some swim trunks, Felicity didn't. She still wanted to swim so she just went in her underwear, bra included! I saw her in her underwear, no big deal!" I said, putting my hands up in defense at the last part.

"Long as there's no chance of little Cooper's running around." Mom muttered, I started to choke on my spit as everyone besides Felicity and I started laughing. "Blake said that exact same thing!!" I shouted as I saw Blake rolling on the floor. "Besides! We are both still pure! We still have our V-cards!" I said, then I raised an eyebrow as I turned to Felicity. "I hope..."

Slap.

I groaned again as I hunched over, clutching my groin. "Just... a joke..." I said, squeezing my eyes shut as I pulled myself up. I lent towards Felicity, my lips brushing her ear in a teasing way. "That wasn't very nice princess, I'll have to get you back for that..."

And I'm sure I'll have fun doing so...

Shit, that sounded really dirty...

Fuck.