Avengers One Shots Part Two!

"Oh wait shit that's not right."

No but what's wrong with his lips?? Why are they touching his fingers like that?? I'm so confused.

anyways, based on what i was thinking in the shower also combining it with a request from jackosam21

Underage drinking

oh wait shit that's not right

MJ, Peter, Ned, Shuri, Lila (Clints daughter), Wade and Wanda were all a little drunk. Or in Wades case, passed out drunk already.

They managed to sneak into Tony's liquor cabinet and steal all the fun looking alcohol, like pink hooch (alcoholic pink lemonade basically), blue wicked (alcoholic blue sports drink thingy forgot it's name) and summer fruits kopparbergs (if you've ever had strongbow dark fruits, it basically tastes the same).

"I've got an idea."
Shuri slurred before hiccuping.

"We can play *hic* truth or dare."
Shuri grinned.

"Yeah! We should!"
Peter said excitedly, the first stage of his drunkenness, excitement and hyperness.

"I'll go first. Lila, truth or dare."
MJ asked.

"Dare bitches."
Lila said.

"I dare you to-"
MJ stopped before going into a fit of giggles.

Peter soon joined and kept smirking after the laughter stopped.

"I dare you to kiss the person you have a crush on."
Michelle said before hiccuping.

Lila smirked.

"That's easy."
Lila said.

She crawled over to Peter who was on the opposite side of the misshapen circle.

Lila kissed Peter on the lips sloppily.

"Love you Peter."
Lila slurred afterwards, laying down on her stomach.

"Love you too Lila."
Peter said before chugging the mostly full tin of kopparbergs.

"Are you two dating?"
Ned asked.

"Yeah."
Lila said, her voice muffled by the carpet.

"Wasn't expecting that."
MJ said, leaning against a half asleep Shuri.

~~~

"Ok Peter, truth or dare?"
Ned asked sleepily.

"Truth whores!"
Peter said, his face flushed red, the second stage of his drunkenness, flushed face.

"When was the last time you touched yourself?"
MJ asked, downing the tin of alcohol.

"I touch myself all the time-oh wait shit that's not right. I'm not telling you guys the last time I had a wank!"
Peter shouted, his face turning even more redder.

The group burst out into laughter.

~~~

It was 3am when Wade finally awoke.

"What did I miss?"
He asked, already getting a glass of pink hooch.

"Lila and Peter are apparently dating!"
Ned shouted.

Peter was quiet, his third stage of drunkenness, shyness.

"Yeah we are whores!"
Lila said dazedly, her head lying on Peters shoulder.

"I BAGSY BEST MAN!"
Wade shouted.

Just then, Tony, Steve and T'Challa burst into the room.

"So that's where my alcohol went! Peter and Shuri you're both grounded!"
Tony shouted.

"Everyone else, you're too drunk to go home so you're all staying the night to sober up."
Steve said, his eyes surveying the gang.

"Lila? If your dad finds out that you're here and you're drinking he will be angry."
Steve warned.

"Oh shit."
Lila said, her eyes widening and sobering up immediately.

"LILA BARTON!"
Clint shouted bursting into the room via the vents.

"Sorry dad."

"I ain't angry about that, I'm angry that you decided to tell you're friends that you're dating Peter tonight! Now I gotta give 40 dollars to Natasha."
Clint wined and Natasha dropped down as well.

"Peter and Lila are dating?"
Tony asked, looking between the two teens.

"Yeah."
Peter said quietly.

"Come on Clint, hand it over."
Natasha said, holding her hand out.

"Fine."
Clint grumbled and took his wallet out.

He handed Natasha two twenty dollar bills and they disappeared into the vents.

"We're taking the alcohol away and locking it away even more securely. If we catch any of you with alcohol, apart from Wade, he's an adult, there will be severe punishments."
Steve warned and the three adults left after rounding up all of the alcohol.

"Well that sucks."
Shuri said.

Peter and Lila had fallen asleep and Ned was dozing.

"Can you guys help me get those three losers comfortable."
MJ said.

"Ok."
Shuri said and picked Lila up and placed her on Peters bed.

MJ picked Peter up and placed him next to Lila. Wade sorted out Neds sleeping bag and laid him down there.

The other three set up their sleeping bags and went to sleep after asking FRIDAY to turn the lights off.

Ok so I hope you guys liked that :)
I'm really tired and my stomach is sore, not sure why but it could possibly be because I chugged my kopparberg

Also! Peters 'drunkenness' scales are based off of me! I didn't have as much alcohol as they did tho lmao

—Penguin🐧