Avengers One Shots Part Two!

What is love?

i'm replacing tony with bruce for my thor/bruce heart

Peter approached Bruce who was making coffee in the kitchen with his phone, filming his answer to his question. 

"Bruce?" Peter asks. 

"Yes?" 

"What is love?" 

"A chemical balance made by the brain." Bruce answered as Thor entered the kitchen. 

"Thor! What is love?" Peter asked the Asgardian. 

"Wanting to be by someone's side even if everyone is against them." Thor answered and kissed Bruce's forehead. 

Peter sighed. He didn't get the answer he was hoping for. 

~~~ 

"Hey Strange, I have a question." Peter said, sitting next to the doctor. 

"What is it?" Strange asked, closing his book. 

"What is love?" 

"Doing everything in your power for someone you care about." 

"Thanks Doctor Strange." Peter stood up and left the room. 

~~~ 

"Mr Steve! I have a question!" Peter shouted, running into the gym. 

"What is it?" Steve asked, pausing his punches. 

"What is love?" 

"Being loyal to the people you care for no matter what." 

"Gamora?"

"Love is a consensual long term booty call with feelings." Gamora answered. 

Peter sighed. "Thanks guys." It still wasn't the answer he was looking for. 

~~~ 

"Hey Mr Loki, I have a question." Peter asked the God. 

"What is it?" Loki asked, taking his TVA jacket off. 

"What is love?" 

"Not wanting to stab them, much. Maybe even give them one of your favourite knives." 

"Did you give Mobius one of your favourite knives?" Peter asked. 

Loki glared at Peter. 

"I'm gonna go now. Bye!" 

~~~ 

"Mr T'Challa! What is love?" 

T'Challa sighed before answering. "Baby don't hurt me no more." 

"Yes! Finally!" Peter shouted. 

~~~ 

"Mr Parker, this wasn't what I asked for homework." Peters teacher said after viewing the video. 

"But you told us to ask people we know an unanswerable question!" 

"And I specifically banned the question 'What is love?'." 

"Oh." 

it's almost 2022... 

--Penguin (penguin emoji) (they/he)