A bored Clint is bad

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The Avengers were at a boring press conference. Sam, Bucky and Peter were asleep, Wanda and Tony were nearly asleep, the others were all alert and paying attention and Clint was bored.

"Thank you everyone for coming here."
Pepper said, the conference coming to an end.

"And lastly, thank you, Tony, for giving me aids."
Clint said.

Tony quickly sat up and scrambled to the nearest microphone.

"HEARIN AIDS! I GAVE HIM HIS NEW HEARING AIDS!"
Tony shouted.

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Tony flicked through the online magazine on his StarkPad, when an, interesting, headline caught his eyes.

'Tony Stark and Hawkeye AKA Clint Barton in a relationship?'
Was the headline.

"FUCK YOU BARTON!"
Tony screamed.

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