The secret identity reveal

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FINALLY, WE KNOW THE IDENTITY OF NOOBMASTER69!!!!










Thor swore as his character was killed for the nth time.

"When I find you, I will smite you! Sleep with one eye open, Noobmaster69!"
Thor thundered.

Sam winced as he walked back into the living area.

"What's happening?"
He asked Bucky.

"He's been playing Fortnite all morning and this dude called Noobmaster69 keeps killing him."
Bucky said, rubbing his forehead with his hand.

"Oh I know who that is."
Sam said and Thor turned around.

"You know who Noobmaster69 is?"
Thor asked, dropping his controller and walked over to the pair.

He dropped his hands on Sams shoulders and held them tightly, shaking the other superhero back and forth.

"Yeah. He's an IT guy or something."
Sam explained, trying to get out of Thor's strong hold.

Bucky wrapped his metal arm around Sams waist and pulled him out of Thors hold. Sam shot Bucky a grateful look and Bucky just smiled back.

"Take me to him. I must battle him in person."
Thor said.

"If I take you, you must promise that you'll stop being so loud when you're playing video games."
Sam said.

"Ok I promise and whatnot. Now take me to him."
Thor said, summoning Mjolnir and Stormbreaker.

Sam just nodded and looked at Bucky pleadingly.

"Unless you want to be woken up every morning by him shouting, I'd take him."
Bucky said.

"Fuck you Barnes."
Sam said as he walked out with Sam.

"Oh don't worry! You will be!"
Bucky shouted as Steve walked in.

"Why is this the first thing I hear in the morning?"
Steve asked as he made himself some coffee.

"Oh I wouldn't touch that, Stark modified it so that only he could make coffee and it'll blow up if anyone else touched it."
Bucky said and Steve pulled back.

"Seriously?"

"Yeah. He told me this morning."
Bucky said, hiding his smirk.

"And why were you up so early?"

"Sam kicked me out of the bed."

"What'd you do?"
Steve asked.

"No he literally kicked me out of the bed. I woke up as I was falling out of the bed and he just kept sleeping."
Bucky grumbled.

"So you were forced to the sofa then?"

"Yeah. And it's not comfortable when the god of thunder is shouting at the tv."
Bucky said.

Steve didn't say anything and just patted Buckys shoulder.

~~~

"He's in that shop there."
Sam pointed.

"Thank you, Son of Will, your help in this battle is appreciated."
Thor said as he marched into the shop.

"Just Sam is fine."
Sam said as he followed to make sure no one got killed or hurt.

"I demand to speak to he who calls himself, Noobmaster69!"
Thor shouted and someone with long hair and a beard popped out from behind a stand.

"In Fortnite?"
He asked.

"Yes."

"Then yeah, my tag is Noobmaster69 but my name is Aaron."
Aaron said.

"I have come to battle you, Noobmaster69."

"Why?"
He asked.

"You keep killing me!"

"You're GodOfThunder?"
Aaron asked, staring at the god in shock and wonder.

"Well, yes. I thought it was rather obvious."
Thor said, putting his hands on his hips.

"Ok now you met him. Let's go back to the tower."
Sam said, wanting nothing more than a cup of coffee.

"No, I need to battle Son of Aaron."

"Like a fistfight cause then you're definitely going to win."
Aaron said, staring at Thors muscles.

"A battle in Fortnite!"
Thor said.

~~~

"Never again."
Sam said as he sat next to Bucky.

"What happened?"
Bucky asked.

"They played for an hour before the store kicked us out."

"Why'd they kick you out?"

"Thor was being to loud. You could hear him from the other side of the mall, and it was packed."
Sam said.











ok so i rlly liked that cause we finally find out about who Noobmaster69 actually is (it's confirmed by marvel) :))

—Penguin🐧(they/them)

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